Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 23 February, 2007 by Grey Knight
Hi Cherry, welcome  
to NetHack! You are 
a neutral female    
chickatrice warrior!
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c "Well! I think I'll try NetHack again..."
You are lucky! Full 
moon tonight.       
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c "Lucky! Great. I'm bound to get the Seed of Life this time!"
You peck down the   
door.               
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c "First scroll of genocide I find is going to be blessed and expended on '@', let me tell you."
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c "Oh-ho, what have we here?"
You pick up a magic 
marker.             
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c "Ah, perfect. Now I need some paper... Well, and a bit of luck, I guess. Hooray for full moons!"
You fail to peck    
down the door.      
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c "Mustn't get too overconfident though... who knows what lurks ahead?"
You peck down the   
door. Dudley breaks 
down the door.      
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c "..."
@ "..."
You throw a sharp   
twig. Dudley is     
missed by a sharp   
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c "... That was NOT lucky, RNG!"
Dudley zaps a wand  
of magic missile!   
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c "OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST..."
You die... Dudley   
inherits all your   
possessions. Do you 
want to see your    
attributes?         
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c "G*@HF&#%!"
                    
                    
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c "Wait... No. No no no. Don't you dare."
Dudley picks up your
corpse.             
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c "DON'T YOU BLOODY WELL DARE!"
Dudley wields your  
corpse.             
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c "Desecrating my corpse. Is nothing sacred anymore?"
Dudley hits the     
kobold with your    
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c "OH GOOD IDEA DUDLEY. Let's hit things with my lifeless body."
You hear a door     
open. The kobold    
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c "I don't care if it IS the best weapon around. PUT MY CORPSE DOWN!"
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c "I hope you choke to death on a tin of spinach, you no-good punk."
The goblin turns to 
stone! -----|-      
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c "Yes, yes, isn't it great fun."
Dudley falls in a   
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c "Huzzah!"
Falling, he touches 
your corpse.--More--
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c "I've never been so grateful for that RNG."
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    /          \    
   /   Dudley   \   
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  |   Cherry's   |  
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c "Serves you right, you BITCH."
c "I'll get him next time, you watch."


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