Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 9 August, 2006 by Garote
n - a newt corpse   
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@ "Another sacrifice. Artifact, here I come! Now to offer it..."
Engrave with what?  
o - A magic marker  
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@ "AIGH! No, '#o', not 'Eo'! OFFER, not ENGRAVE!"
Huan Ti roars.  "You
profane my shrine!" 
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@ "No, wait! I was just..."
The ligntning bolt  
whizzes by you! The 
ligntning bounces!  
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@ "Look out!"
@ "EEEEK!"
The priestess of    
Huan Ti is killed!  
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You sense that Huan 
Ti is displeased    
with himself.       
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@ "Learn to aim, you jerk!"
Huan Ti sulks.      
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@ "So do you want this lousy newt corpse or what?"
Your sacrifice is   
consumed in a burst 
of flame!           
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@ "That's what I thought."
You summon Newtoghu!
Newtoghu hits!      
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@ "Oh you chaotic BASTARD!"
* True story about the engraving, of course.


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