Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 4 August, 2006 by L
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d "It's peculiar, you know. Not one letter has arrived for this week's Dear Dogley!"
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d "Maybe people have stopped reading Dudley's Dungeon?"
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@ "People stop reading this strip? That's preposterous!"
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@ "Why, judging from the proceeds I've been recieving from T-shirt sales..."
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& "Gangway!"
@ "In fact, here they come now! Hmm... let's see..."
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@ "Oh dear... if that's this month's returns...."
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@ "And once you subtract Dion's cut..."
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@ "And compare that to the cost of production..."
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@ "No! You can't repossess my leather sword! There's only five more installments left!"
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@ "The check's in the mail! Honest!!"
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@ "...Bare-handed isn't that bad a skill, is it Dogley?"
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d "There's a book called NetHack on a beggar's wage. It's sold for an... ironic price."


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