Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 27 July, 2006 by L
                    
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@ "Okay, Dudley, show me how you would approach this newt here."
                    
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@ "Well, first I'd get close and slash it with the +0 leather sword..."
                    
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@ "Then it bites me to death in up to two hits."
                    
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@ "Well, there's your problem, then. You're confronting them too directly."
                    
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@ "What you ought to do is send Dogley out to take it on."
                    
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@ "He has 16 speed, attacks for 1d6 -"
d "I'm aware of my own abilities, thank you."
                    
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@ "Go, Dogley! Bite him in the upper dot!"
                    
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: "Moop!"
d "Help me."
                    
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d "If we work together, we can kill these fools here and now."
                    
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d "We will be free, you and I! Freedom! We can do whatever we want!"
                    
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d "This can be ours, if we become allies! What do you say, my friend?"
                    
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: "Meep!"
                    
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Dogley bites the newt!
d "DAMN YOU."
The newt is killed!
@ "Good Dogley!"
                    
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@ "Today you've learned some-
thing, Duds..."
@ "I know, it's the old Rule of NetHack #5..."
                    
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@ "My dog is the most dedicated and loyal of all my friends."


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