The wood nymph stole
a key <More>        
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                @ "Zzzzzzzzz..." 
                 
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                You wake up.        
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                @ "Huh? What happened?" 
                 
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                Not carrying        
anything.           
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                @ "Uh-oh. I am so screwed. I don't think even the RNG could get me out of this one."
                 
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                @ "It's funny really. Here I am alone, with only a few crappy spells, and no inventory."
                 
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                @ "I bought that magic lamp so I could get everything. Instead I've ended up with nothing."
                 
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                @ "Wow, Dudley's Dungeon even has morals now."
                 
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