Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 13 February, 2006 by stormy
                    
                    
      ---+---       
      |..o^.|       
      |..@o.+       
      |.doo.|       
######-.....|       
      -------       
   HP:16/43         
The hill-orc hits! The hill-orc hits!
@ "Things aren't going too well.."
                    
                    
      ---+---       
      |..o^.|       
      |..@o.+       
      |.d%].|       
######-.....|       
      -------       
   HP:2/43          
@ "Hey, a trap door! I'll jump down that!"
                    
                    
      ---+---       
      |..o@.|       
      |.do..+       
      |..%].|       
######-.....|       
      -------       
   HP:2/43          
You narrowly avoid a trap door. The hill-orc hits! You die.
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   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |    Dudley     |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |    a high     |  
 | dexterity stat|  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  
Based on an oh-so-annoying true story...


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