Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 6 February, 2006 by L
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d "This is a special message to all Dudley's Dungeon readers."
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d "Copies of Dudley's Dungeon Book 1: Time For Duct Tape!..."
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d "And Dudley's Dungeon Book 2: Almost Ascended Blues are now on sale!"
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d "The complete first and second years of Dudley's Dungeon in bound hard copy!"
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d "Secure this collectable treasury of NetHack humour today at dudley.nicol-"
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@ "Er, sorry to interrupt the adverstrip, but I was just wondering..."
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@ "Why would anyone want to purchase books of comics that are already available for FREE?!"
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d "Well... um, because of the special bonus features for paying readers, of course!"
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d "Like concept sketches... or extra artwork..."
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d "...Crom darnit! Can't this lousy webcomic merchandise ANYTHING?!"
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O "'Take an aspirin'? I don't get it."
T "Sigh.. It's not like I wear it for the AC, you know."
No, there aren't any Dudley's Dungeon books. At least, not yet...


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