Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 2 November, 2005 by L
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@ "I cleared your town of the rat infestation, and all I get is THIS?"
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G "But all you did was read a scroll and say 'r'!"
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G "And after all, you did agree to be paid by the hour!"
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@ "Bah! I don't need this. I will instead charge my fee... in children!"
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Apply magic flute
@ "Oh, children! Follow me, follow me!"
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@ "Off to a magical land, far away..."
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@ "Where forever you shall sing and play...
Far away from the light of d—"
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@ "... darn, my magic flute ran out of charges."
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |    killed by   | 
 |   young 'uns   | 
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@ "Y'know, I reckon that's how the story REALLY ended."


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