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Friday, 16 September, 2005 by L
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h "I'm Eitri."
h "And I'm Brokk."
@ "And I am the envoy of Thor."
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@ "I have come for Mjollnir, which you were commanded to forge."
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h "And forged it is. It fits every specification that He gave us!"
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h "It returns to one's hand and fits in one's pants pocket, too!"
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h "There is, however, something that we have to tell you. You see..."
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h "We noted that He specified simply that it was to be 'a mighty hammer'..."
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h "And we thought, seeing as we're specialists in polearms..."
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@ "Enough! Let me see your creation for myself!"
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K - a lucern hammer named Mjollnir.
@ "What was Thor thinking!?"


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