Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 12 August, 2005 by L
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@ "Okay, my pet steam vortex's at minetown, I've got a +1 hard hat and a dwarvish mithril coat..."
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@ "I've got 9 unID'd potions and a bag of tricks stashed at a coaligned altar on DL4..."
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@ "A stash of spellbooks at DL2, succubus on DL3, a nymph on DL4 took an unID'd wand..."
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@ "I could try and dive to Sokoban for a shot at the bag of holding..."
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@ "But then again I could just hold up at the altar and offer for a chance of Stormbringer..."
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |  killed by a   | 
 | a tiger, while | 
 |  micromanaging | 
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@ "I ought to do some more pet polytrap dancing just in... aw shucks."
Based on a true story. :(


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