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                G "Greetings." @ "Hey, who are you?"                
                 
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     G..            
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                G "I'm the famous Gnome With The Wand of Death."
                 
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     G..            
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                G "My vast returns have allowed me to increase the amount of options I give my victims. So..."
                 
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     G..            
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                G "When would you find it preferable for me to unexpectedly appear and kill you?"
                 
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     G..            
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                G "1: When you least expect it. 2: Just after succeeding at a protection racket dive..."
                 
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     G..            
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                G "3: After getting an artifact from the coaligned altar. 4: While leaving with the luckstone."
                 
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     G..            
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                @ "Hah, joke's on you, GWTWOD! This time I'm a 'free cloak of magic resistance' Wizard!"
                 
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     G..            
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                The gnome zaps a wand of cold! G "All my wands cause death, but not all are Wands of Death."
                 
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