Ph33r teh awesome
Nethack! GEEKS
UNITE!!! W00t!!
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|..LaMe.|
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@ "I am DUDLEY! I fear teh uber-scary newts!! Oh-no a newt! AAAARRGHH!!"
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OMG LOL this is so
lame. Like, WTF is
with the leters?
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@ "oh-no dudley is gone boo-hoo. HE'S BACK! DUN-DUN-DUN!!! lol."
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You step on a
polymorph trap.
You turn into a
troll.
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@ "Uh-oh. Busted."
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