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Wednesday, 24 December, 2008 by Newtkiller
You see a kiwi drop 
out of your pack.   
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@ "Stupid sack"Now, this third handkerchief," Mein Herr proceeded, "has also
four edges, which you can trace continuously round and round:
all you need do is to join its four edges to the four edges of
the opening. The Purse is then complete, and its outer
surface--"
"I see!" Lady Muriel eagerly interrupted. "Its outer surface
will be continuous with its inner surface! But it will take
time. I'll sew it up after tea." She laid aside the bag, and
resumed her cup of tea. "But why do you call it Fortunatus's
Purse, Mein Herr?"
The dear old man beamed upon her, with a jolly smile, looking
more exactly like the Professor than ever. "Don't you see,
my child--I should say Miladi? Whatever is inside that Purse,
is outside it; and whatever is outside it, is inside it. So
you have all the wealth of the world in that leetle Purse!"
        [ Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, by Lewis Carroll ]

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Wait! That's a kiwi!
The kiwi hits!      
You die...          
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  /   REST IN   \   
 /     PEACE     \  
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|      Dudley     | 
|  Killed by two  | 
|   homophones    | 
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Wellan December 24, 2008 02:32
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
What was that roguelike that had kiwis as really powerful enemies? Powder?

Never mind. Good comic.
Antheridium December 24, 2008 07:22
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Silly. Cute. Good.
Newtkiller December 24, 2008 17:31
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
Better than first one. I wasn't so sure about that one...
@ December 24, 2008 22:05
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
I dun git it. What else is a kiwi?
Jackal Lantern December 24, 2008 22:21
First comment: 24 June, 2008 24 comments written
Kiwi is the common name for a kiwifruit.
Chilemonkey December 24, 2008 23:21
First comment: 4 November, 2008 6 comments written
Took me a moment, but it's pretty good.

I'm too lazy, so I'll just put this out there: "How would you like a Hawaiian Punch?" Cryptic, but think about it.
Antheridium December 25, 2008 06:04
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Kiwi is a bird.
Kiwi is a fruit.
I think Kiwi is also a New Zealander, but that's probably not relevant here.
Slowpoke December 26, 2008 18:23
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
It's also a brand of shoe polish. I'm pretty sure a tin of"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. shoe polish could kill Dudley if it gets the first hit. As could a New Zealander.
Newtkiller December 29, 2008 12:00
First comment: 28 October, 2008 127 comments written
A tin of"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. shoe polish WOULD get the first hit against Dudley.
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