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Thursday, 16 October, 2008 by Narushima
The displacer beast 
hits you.           
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@ "What the ..."
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   /   REST IN   \  
  /     PEACE     \ 
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 |     Dudley      |
 |    killed by    |
 |     a wall      |
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 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\//|


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Wellan October 16, 2008 00:08
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
I think NetHack actually has rules for that...and I don't think it's deadly.

Nevertheless, G.
Nate879 October 16, 2008 01:25
First comment: 11 October, 2008 8 comments written
Excellent idea, could be executed better.
@ October 16, 2008 05:08
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
Er, technically there is already a 'displacer beast'. It's called a quantum mechanicThese creatures are not native to this universe; they seem
to have strangely derived powers, and unknown motives.

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. And yes, NH uses the same rules for its attack as teleportation (e.g. you can't be ported into solid rockBilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something.
He could not get up at the brutes and he had nothing to shoot
with; but looking about he saw that in this place there were
many stones lying in what appeared to be a now dry little
watercourse. Bilbo was a pretty fair shot with a stone, and
it did not take him long to find a nice smooth egg-shaped one
that fitted his hand cosily. As a boy he used to practise
throwing stones at things, until rabbits and squirrels, and
even birds, got out of his way as quick as lightning if they
saw him stoop; and even grownup he had still spent a deal of
his time at quoits, dart-throwing, shooting at the wand,
bowls, ninepins and other quiet games of the aiming and
throwing sort - indeed he could do lots of things, besides
blowing smoke-rings, asking riddles and cooking, that I
haven't time to tell you about. There is no time now. While
he was picking up stones, the spider had reached Bombur, and
soon he would have been dead. At that moment Bilbo threw.
The stone struck the spider plunk on the head, and it dropped
senseless off the tree, flop to the ground, with all its legs
curled up.
        [ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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. That would just be sadistic.)

Actually, a patch for that might be fun. Quantum mechanics would have to be dealt with using only ranged weapons unless you had 'port control. Hmmm...
Eskimo October 16, 2008 08:20
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Why complain? It was original.
Ferzath October 16, 2008 16:12
First comment: 16 October, 2008 1 comments written
Actually Wellan, I have seen somebody get killed by a wall. It was on an online server one of the IRCops set up, and the bot reported, and here's the quote...
<OracleDelphi under towering Parnassus, where Apollo's oracle was,
plays an important part in mythology. Castalia was its
sacred spring; Cephissus its river. It was held to be the
center of the world, so many pilgrims came to it, from
foreign countries as well as Greece. No other shrine rivaled
it. The answers to the questions asked by the anxious
seekers for Truth were delivered by a priestess who went into
a trance before she spoke.
        [ Mythology, by Edith Hamilton ]

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> altrocks (Arc Dwa Mal Law), 58 points, killed by bumping into a wall
so it is possible to be killed by the wall. the nethack devs think of everything when it comes to deaths.

I'm still waiting to be killed by choking on a dust particle.
Quint Sakugarne October 16, 2008 18:50
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Wait, can a displacer beast teleport you into a wall in D&D?
Looney October 16, 2008 23:46
First comment: 26 January, 2008 29 comments written
I believe that the "bumping into a wall death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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" refers to the fact that if you throw things while levitating, you are pushed backward, which can cause minor collision damage if you bump into things.

And displacer beasts don't teleport things. Rather, they have an intrinsic effect similar to the NetHack CloakCloaks are the universal outer garb of everyone who is not a
Barbarian. It is hard to see why. They are open in front
and require you at most times to use one hand to hold them
shut. On horseback they leave the shirt-sleeved arms and
most of the torso exposed to wind and Weather. The OMTs
[ Official Management Terms ] for Cloaks well express their
difficulties. They are constantly _swirling and dripping_
and becoming _heavy with water_ in rainy Weather, _entangling
with trees_ or _swords_, or needing to be _pulled close
around her/his shivering body_. This seems to suggest they
are less than practical for anyone on an arduous Tour.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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of Displacement. So I'll have to give this an M for that inaccuracy.

And the "choking on a dust particle" death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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is easy. Just set your fruit name to "dust particle" and eat one while oversatiated.
Jack Simth October 16, 2008 23:50
First comment: 3 January, 2005 59 comments written
Quint: in D&D, Displacer Beasts have their image displaced (which makes it rather difficult to hit the actual monster). They don't displace you.

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