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Thursday, 9 October, 2008 by Nameless
                    
                    
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@ "Aaaaahhh!"
Suddenly, the giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in
these times. They range in size from little over nine feet
to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge
boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All
types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or
fried. Their table manners are legendary.

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You kick the giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in
these times. They range in size from little over nine feet
to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge
boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All
types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or
fried. Their table manners are legendary.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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's head. You kick the giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in
these times. They range in size from little over nine feet
to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge
boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All
types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or
fried. Their table manners are legendary.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
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H "Hey, cut that out!"
@ "Hee."


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One October 9, 2008 00:49
First comment: 13 September, 2004 13 comments written
Well done!
Wonderer October 9, 2008 00:59
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
There's a half-giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in
these times. They range in size from little over nine feet
to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge
boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All
types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or
fried. Their table manners are legendary.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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in my Dogley Dimension.

"Site"...is it a typo?
@ October 9, 2008 02:21
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
Certainly looks like a typo. It´s taken from the exact NH message except for the misspelling.

Good joke btw. E for e, the giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in
these times. They range in size from little over nine feet
to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge
boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All
types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or
fried. Their table manners are legendary.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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´s head.

Vorpal"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
                        [ Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll ]

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Blade would be much more effective there, wouldnt it? lol
@ October 9, 2008 02:23
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
Oh of all the... <rolleyes />

OK, any of you know how to get the Ubuntu 8.04 to stop mistaking my single quote key for an accent mark key???
Wellan October 9, 2008 02:25
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Well done! how do they explain dragons and the like fitting through there anyway?
Antheridium October 9, 2008 04:03
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
The same way they explain them fitting on one floor square. Evidently the tiles grow and shrink to fit whatever is standing on them.
Antheridium October 9, 2008 04:12
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Oh, right, the comic. E
Ristipisto-Risto October 10, 2008 08:11
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Charming. E for both the comic and Antheridium with the idea of "one-size-fits-all" squares.
MadDawg2552 October 30, 2008 15:47
First comment: 6 October, 2008 69 comments written
Antheridium
"The same way they explain them fitting on one floor square."

MadDawg2552
"Then long worms must be VERY long!"
soundnfury December 26, 2008 01:19
First comment: 27 September, 2008 3 comments written
MadDawg -
Long worm[The crysknife] is manufactured in two forms from teeth taken
from dead sandworms. The two forms are "fixed" and "unfixed".
An unfixed knife requires proximity to a human body's
electrical field to prevent disintegration. Fixed knives
are treated for storage. All are about 20 centimeters long.
        [ Dune, by Frank Herbert ]

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iz loooooong (sorry, shouldn't repeat memes, I know)

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