Dudley's dungeon

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Wednesday, 10 September, 2008 by Wellan
You finish eating   
the fire antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as
fiercely as its small, distant cousin.  Various varieties
exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless
persecution of their victims.

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a coyoteThis carnivore is known for its voracious appetite and
inflated view of its own intelligence.

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@ "...and newts kill Dudley. It's just the way things go." 
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metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange.  Symbol,
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and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
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hpp3 September 10, 2008 01:03
First comment: 21 November, 2007 38 comments written
Charlie's dungeon? Intriguing.
Salisian September 10, 2008 02:21
First comment: 2 April, 2007 8 comments written
You sense alarm, hostility, and excitement in the air! -more-
A voice whispers: Thou hast been worthy of me! -more-
Charlie's AngelHe answered and said unto them, he that soweth the good seed
is the Son of man; the field is the world, and the good seed
are the children of the kingdom; but the weeds are the
children of the wicked one; the enemy that sowed them is the
devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers
are the angels. As therefore the weeds are gathered and
burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[...] So shall it be at the end of the world; the angels
shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just,
and shall cast them into the furnace of fire; there shall be
wailing and gnashing of teeth.
        [ The Gospel According to Matthew, 13:37-42, 49-50 ]

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acheron September 10, 2008 05:21
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
E, for Salisian's comment.
Arle September 10, 2008 06:58
First comment: 2 June, 2008 29 comments written
Ten points.

A clever newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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Quint Sakugarne September 10, 2008 07:24
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Salisian's comment bumps this from G to E.

Seriously, we need a comment rating system.
Nameless September 10, 2008 13:51
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
I personally am disapointed that unicorns did not warrant an inclusion into this strip.
gneek September 10, 2008 16:05
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
Yes, we need a comment rating system.
Maybe something similar to /.'s.
Oh...and the comic was good too.
Eue September 10, 2008 19:58
First comment: 10 September, 2008 2 comments written
Great.
Salisian's comment makes it even better
Slowpoke September 13, 2008 02:31
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
I rate Quint's and gneek's comments Poor, but the comic gets an E.
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