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Wellan	May 27, 2008 00:15
First comment: 27 November, 2007	247 comments written
Took me a while... Not much else to say here. Bad pun, good presentation. E.
Nameless	May 27, 2008 01:30
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
... I don't get it?
Slowpoke	May 27, 2008 02:03
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
Hurling and thrones, leads me to assume Ewwww. Is there something better to it than that?
Wellan	May 27, 2008 02:12
First comment: 27 November, 2007	247 comments written
Ah, come on, people... What's in the room? No, it's not a wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. It's an opulent throneMethought I saw the footsteps of a throne Which mists and vapours from mine eyes did shroud-- Nor view of who might sit thereon allowed; But all the steps and ground about were strown With sights the ruefullest that flesh and bone Ever put on; a miserable crowd, Sick, hale, old, young, who cried before that cloud, "Thou art our king, O Death! to thee we groan." Those steps I clomb; the mists before me gave Smooth way; and I beheld the face of one Sleeping alone within a mossy cave, With her face up to heaven; that seemed to have Pleasing remembrance of a thought foregone; A lovely Beauty in a summer grave! [ Sonnet, by William Wordsworth ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. What does that make the room? A throneMethought I saw the footsteps of a throne Which mists and vapours from mine eyes did shroud-- Nor view of who might sit thereon allowed; But all the steps and ground about were strown With sights the ruefullest that flesh and bone Ever put on; a miserable crowd, Sick, hale, old, young, who cried before that cloud, "Thou art our king, O Death! to thee we groan." Those steps I clomb; the mists before me gave Smooth way; and I beheld the face of one Sleeping alone within a mossy cave, With her face up to heaven; that seemed to have Pleasing remembrance of a thought foregone; A lovely Beauty in a summer grave! [ Sonnet, by William Wordsworth ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. room, of course! So? throneMethought I saw the footsteps of a throne Which mists and vapours from mine eyes did shroud-- Nor view of who might sit thereon allowed; But all the steps and ground about were strown With sights the ruefullest that flesh and bone Ever put on; a miserable crowd, Sick, hale, old, young, who cried before that cloud, "Thou art our king, O Death! to thee we groan." Those steps I clomb; the mists before me gave Smooth way; and I beheld the face of one Sleeping alone within a mossy cave, With her face up to heaven; that seemed to have Pleasing remembrance of a thought foregone; A lovely Beauty in a summer grave! [ Sonnet, by William Wordsworth ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. room = thrown room.
Eskimo	May 27, 2008 08:09
First comment: 14 April, 2004	166 comments written
Had to be explained but weird enough to G.
Richante	May 27, 2008 10:06
First comment: 27 August, 2007	32 comments written
ahahaha
Nameless	May 27, 2008 12:44
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
Dude ... That's just about screwy enough to get an E.
Roger Barnett	May 27, 2008 13:56
First comment: 7 April, 2006	143 comments written
Defintely an awful pun. Full marks.
Mordae	May 27, 2008 14:10
First comment: 11 May, 2007	116 comments written
Full marks for ingenuity!
gneek	May 27, 2008 16:56
First comment: 18 January, 2008	159 comments written
Perhaps some o, G, and h's inside the thrown room would make it easier to understand.
zem	May 27, 2008 17:59
First comment: 5 December, 2005	64 comments written
took me a minute :) well done indeed
Medardo	May 27, 2008 18:05
First comment: 5 December, 2007	23 comments written
Man how did u come up with this! ^^ great, Rated E.
Slowpoke	May 27, 2008 19:04
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
Rating upgraded now that I get it.
TK	May 27, 2008 21:12
First comment: 11 August, 2007	69 comments written
I didn't get it at first either (thought the for throneMethought I saw the footsteps of a throne Which mists and vapours from mine eyes did shroud-- Nor view of who might sit thereon allowed; But all the steps and ground about were strown With sights the ruefullest that flesh and bone Ever put on; a miserable crowd, Sick, hale, old, young, who cried before that cloud, "Thou art our king, O Death! to thee we groan." Those steps I clomb; the mists before me gave Smooth way; and I beheld the face of one Sleeping alone within a mossy cave, With her face up to heaven; that seemed to have Pleasing remembrance of a thought foregone; A lovely Beauty in a summer grave! [ Sonnet, by William Wordsworth ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. was a / for wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.), but once I got it I think it's quite a good comic. However, I do agree with gneek that the throneMethought I saw the footsteps of a throne Which mists and vapours from mine eyes did shroud-- Nor view of who might sit thereon allowed; But all the steps and ground about were strown With sights the ruefullest that flesh and bone Ever put on; a miserable crowd, Sick, hale, old, young, who cried before that cloud, "Thou art our king, O Death! to thee we groan." Those steps I clomb; the mists before me gave Smooth way; and I beheld the face of one Sleeping alone within a mossy cave, With her face up to heaven; that seemed to have Pleasing remembrance of a thought foregone; A lovely Beauty in a summer grave! [ Sonnet, by William Wordsworth ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. room should be stocked with the usual horde for greater clarity. Still, rated E.
Slowpoke	May 27, 2008 23:11
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
In fairness to the comic's author, he did try to hint about the horde of monsters in his epilogue comment.
@	May 28, 2008 15:43
First comment: 26 July, 2004	155 comments written
hilariously horrible pun.
Nesman	May 29, 2008 16:33
First comment: 4 January, 2005	112 comments written
Wow, that pun was so bad that it flipped the dial and earned you an E :)
Ren	June 3, 2008 10:55
First comment: 2 April, 2008	35 comments written
I groaned. G.
Dani	June 24, 2008 22:46
First comment: 7 June, 2008	39 comments written
*GROAN* Awesome pun. <3 Wellan for the explanation.
Squeegy	August 23, 2008 19:29
First comment: 6 August, 2007	17 comments written
Ouch. E for awesomeness.
SomeoneElse	September 4, 2008 23:19
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
As soon as the pun was explained in the comments, I literally groaned out loud. It's so awful. Rated good anyway.
MadDawg2552	October 10, 2008 16:26
First comment: 6 October, 2008	69 comments written
I wonder what monster would be strong enough to throw an entire room.
Newtkiller	December 1, 2008 04:36
First comment: 28 October, 2008	127 comments written
A mastodonAny large, elephantlike mammal of the genera Mammut, Mastodon, etc., from the Oligocene and Pleistocene epochs, having conical projections on the molar teeth. [ Webster's Encyclopedic Unabridged Dictionary of the English Language ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., maybe? Excellent

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