Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 23 May, 2008 |
by Vins |
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@ "Aargh, the wall...I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead."
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Suddenly a grey with boots of teleportation and a polymorph appears!
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The grey breaths fire on the Arch-. The Arch- dies.
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@ "Good , with you I'm going to conquer the dungeon and I will never die. Never. Never!"
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The grey polymorphs into a . @ "Thanks , I will help you on my life!"
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The become angry. You jump. @ "Nooo a ."
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Comments
Richante |
May 23, 2008 00:10
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First comment: 27 August, 2007 |
32 comments written |
I'm baffled :'( Please explain. |
Quint Sakugarne |
May 23, 2008 00:36
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
I don't get this either. It seems an attempt at a joke, but I don't see a punchline. |
Slowpoke |
May 23, 2008 01:06
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
It's a joke. |
gneek |
May 23, 2008 02:23
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First comment: 18 January, 2008 |
159 comments written |
Eh?
Arch-liches don't die, they get destroyed!
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Wellan |
May 23, 2008 04:32
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
Well, it has bad grammar and bad NetHack orthography...and the punchline is pretty vague...but it's not a bad idea. And I liked "boots of teleportation." Fair. |
DainDwarf |
May 23, 2008 09:54
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First comment: 23 May, 2008 |
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Also, Grey don't breathe fire, but "fragments" (magic missiles). Also, they can't wear boots, and there's no "boots of teleportation" in nethack.
I'd say it's not even a nethack joke, with so many mistakes. |
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May 23, 2008 12:45
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
What the F is this S? P. |
SomeoneElse |
May 23, 2008 14:34
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
143 comments written |
I need someone to explain this to me. |
SQLGuru |
May 23, 2008 15:38
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First comment: 23 October, 2006 |
77 comments written |
And I need SomeoneElse to explain it to me..... (hahahaha - I love the word play)
Layne
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Anonymous Coward |
May 23, 2008 16:39
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First comment: 21 September, 2006 |
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Oh, and by the way, arch-liches are resistant to fire, so if a gray (somehow) breathed fire, it would even hurt the . |
Loof |
May 23, 2008 17:44
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First comment: 2 May, 2005 |
22 comments written |
Down with the new guy.
I (lessthanthree) jokes, but this one [b]sucked[/b]! |
Grognor |
May 23, 2008 18:49
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
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blah blah blah fishcakes
But c'mon! It sucked. |
Blackened |
May 23, 2008 21:58
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First comment: 14 May, 2008 |
31 comments written |
I don't get it. |
Antheridium |
May 24, 2008 11:31
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
It looks like I'm going to have to write some comics... because even I could do better than that. |
T-Jack |
May 24, 2008 19:01
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First comment: 16 March, 2008 |
52 comments written |
Reminds me of an article I read about Ed Wood a few days ago: Other directors could say "Hey, at least I didn't make Plan 9 from Outer Space." I get the same feeling here |
hpp3 |
May 24, 2008 22:50
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First comment: 21 November, 2007 |
38 comments written |
Terrible. |
hpp3 |
May 24, 2008 22:55
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First comment: 21 November, 2007 |
38 comments written |
Dragons don't put rings on.
Liches don't leave corpses either. Then again, it might be a food ration.
Also, the joke isn't funny. |
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May 25, 2008 00:57
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First comment: 26 July, 2004 |
155 comments written |
o... m... g...
I could list the mistakes but then my post would be longer than the comic.
I kind of see where he's going but the delivery is simply too bad. |
Medardo |
May 25, 2008 10:39
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First comment: 5 December, 2007 |
23 comments written |
The idea could have been fun, too bad for the errors. |
MadDawg2552 |
October 10, 2008 16:21
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First comment: 6 October, 2008 |
69 comments written |
How did Dudley jump through the wall? |
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