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Wednesday, 2 April, 2008 by Nyss
                    
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@ "Plus, I'll never starve, because I've got the stone to flesh spell!"
                    
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@ "Gems and pebbles turn into meatballs!"
                    
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@ "And boulders turn into even bigger meatballs! Awesome!"
                    
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@ "I wonder what happens if I cast it up?"
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   /   REST IN   \  
  /     PEACE     \ 
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 |     Dudley      |
 |    killed by    |
 |  falling 5-ton  |
 |  slab of bacon  |
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@ "Oh....Mom said too much bacon would be the death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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of me."
Everything in NetHack is secretly made of bacon, you know.


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