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Kernigh	January 31, 2008 00:52
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
I almost have a bad feeling about this... http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20070424
Wellan	January 31, 2008 04:11
First comment: 27 November, 2007	247 comments written
Unfortunately, I don't get it...
Antheridium	January 31, 2008 06:16
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
Well, at least it HAD a punch line...
GreyKnight	January 31, 2008 08:33
First comment: 24 March, 2006	48 comments written
I liked it. :-) (PS: "Pick-up line")
Mordae	January 31, 2008 14:05
First comment: 11 May, 2007	116 comments written
The possibilities are endless... waterDay after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as a painted ship Upon a painted ocean. Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere Nor any drop to drink. [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.-line, beeThis giant variety of its useful normal cousin normally appears in small groups, looking for raw material to produce the royal jelly needed to feed their queen. On rare occasions, one may stumble upon a bee-hive, in which the queen bee is being well provided for, and guarded against intruders. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.-line, trip-line...
SQLGuru	January 31, 2008 15:10
First comment: 23 October, 2006	77 comments written
Conga Line! a-bum-bum-bum-ba-bum-BUM! (antThis giant variety of the ordinary ant will fight just as fiercely as its small, distant cousin. Various varieties exist, and they are known and feared for their relentless persecution of their victims. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., beetle[ The Creator ] has an inordinate fondness for beetles. [ attributed to biologist J.B.S. Haldane ] The common name for the insects with wings shaped like shields (_Coleoptera_), one of the ten sub-species into which the insects are divided. They are characterized by the shields (the front pair of wings) under which the back wings are folded. [ Van Dale's Groot Woordenboek der Nederlandse Taal ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., unicornMen have always sought the elusive unicorn, for the single twisted horn which projected from its forehead was thought to be a powerful talisman. It was said that the unicorn had simply to dip the tip of its horn in a muddy pool for the water to become pure. Men also believed that to drink from this horn was a protection against all sickness, and that if the horn was ground to a powder it would act as an antidote to all poisons. Less than 200 years ago in France, the horn of a unicorn was used in a ceremony to test the royal food for poison. Although only the size of a small horse, the unicorn is a very fierce beast, capable of killing an elephant with a single thrust from its horn. Its fleetness of foot also makes this solitary creature difficult to capture. However, it can be tamed and captured by a maiden. Made gentle by the sight of a virgin, the unicorn can be lured to lay its head in her lap, and in this docile mood, the maiden may secure it with a golden rope. [ Mythical Beasts, by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ] Martin took a small sip of beer. "Almost ready," he said. "You hold your beer awfully well." Tlingel laughed. "A unicorn's horn is a detoxicant. Its possession is a universal remedy. I wait until I reach the warm glow stage, then I use my horn to burn off any excess and keep me right there." [ Unicorn Variations, by Roger Zelazny ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., minutaur, etc.) Layne
Slowpoke	January 31, 2008 17:20
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
I am ashamed to admit I failed to get the punch line the first time I saw it.
Wellan	January 31, 2008 18:01
First comment: 27 November, 2007	247 comments written
Yeah...I SHOULD have gotten that. I was tired. Excellent!
Tony Jones	January 31, 2008 18:33
First comment: 31 January, 2008	1 comments written
Dion, You might want to check your PHP thingy. 0040427-m'] = 1; $counts['20040530'] = 5; $counts['20040720-p'] = 2; $counts['20040721'] = 5760; $counts['20040722'] = 5722; etc. 2485; / If we read all the way, this variable is set. If something goes wrong, this variable is not set and we will never write. $countsread = 1; ?> Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at varwwwvhostsnicolaas.nethttpdocsdudleycountscounts.lst:1) in varwwwvhostsnicolaas.nethttpdocsdudleyindex.php on line 341 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at varwwwvhostsnicolaas.nethttpdocsdudleycountscounts.lst:1) in varwwwvhostsnicolaas.nethttpdocsdudleyindex.php on line 342 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at varwwwvhostsnicolaas.nethttpdocsdudleycountscounts.lst:1) in varwwwvhostsnicolaas.nethttpdocsdudleyindex.php on line 344 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at varwwwvhostsnicolaas.nethttpdocsdudleycountscounts.lst:1) in varwwwvhostsnicolaas.nethttpdocsdudley/index.php on line 345
Jack Simth	January 31, 2008 22:49
First comment: 3 January, 2005	59 comments written
And here I thought it was a slap-stick.
Fathead	February 12, 2008 01:02
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
That was a little too weird.
Fathead	February 18, 2008 21:45
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Oh, and we did that whole, "Dudley blinds the viewer," thing.

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