Dudley's dungeon
Tuesday, 15 January, 2008 |
by Richante |
"Hello, Dudley!
Welcome to Adjama's
general store!"
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@ "Well, we've made it this far, let's do some shopping."
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You see here an iron
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@ "Wow... this item looks completely useless."
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j - an iron .
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@ "I suppose I should give it a chance though."
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Odgen picks up the
of genocide.
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G "Hurrah! The RNG is on our side."
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As Odgen reads the
,it disappears
Being very stupid,
he mispronounces the
magic words...
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@ "Nooo!"
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Sent in some flaming
spheres.
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Grognor, killed by a newt |
January 15, 2008 03:27
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First comment: 28 November, 2007 |
19 comments written |
Odgen is certainly "fired" now. |
Wellan |
January 15, 2008 03:27
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
Unfortunately, I don't get it. |
Antheridium |
January 15, 2008 06:47
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
I'm not sure I get it either... is this trying to say that Ogden is as stupid as a mindless monster like a flaming ? |
Quint Sakugarne |
January 15, 2008 07:35
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
Technically, aren't you supposed to get acid blobs if you read a of genocide while confused?
Also, it would have been funnier had Ogden genocided @. |
Antheridium |
January 15, 2008 12:46
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
Acid blobs is for create monster. An uncursed of genocide kills off your own character class if you read it while confused, which is what Dudley was afraid was happening; fortunately for him, the turns out to have been cursed, which means it summons whatever it was supposed to destroy. In this case, it should have summoned more wizards.
As I said before, the only thing I can figure is that Ogden is so stupid that he registers as a mindless monster (a flaming ) and so that's what showed up on reverse-self-genocide. But that hardly seems to make sense. |
Richante |
January 15, 2008 14:41
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First comment: 27 August, 2007 |
32 comments written |
mumble mumble...
um... the joke here is that I read a of wikihack while confused and muddled up cursed scrolls of genocide and genociding while confused...
For some reason I thought that reverse genocide happened when confused.
But I like the idea of Ogden being the mentally equivilent to a flaming . |
Fathead |
January 15, 2008 16:33
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Ouchie.
Hm. Somehow I expected...more...for the 1000th. |
Wellan |
January 15, 2008 17:10
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
...oh well. It was a good idea in theory. |
Antheridium |
January 15, 2008 17:53
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
OK... but I still don't understand why flaming spheres. That's kind of a strange choice to genocide. Unless you're trying to genocide the sun or something. (Which I could understand an doing, especially a stupid , but there's no reason to think that's what he was doing...) |
Grognor |
January 15, 2008 18:46
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I must confess, I would genocide the sun if I was able to.
Oh for an eternal night spent on IRC. A man can dream...
I give it an F as Fogel finally facilitates the fissipation of the facia in a facunditerous manner.
And no, I'm not being facetious. |
Richante |
January 15, 2008 18:56
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First comment: 27 August, 2007 |
32 comments written |
I didn't know it was going the be the 1000th comic when I wrote it, or I would have at least done some kind of consistency checking on it! Sorry. |
hpp3 |
January 15, 2008 21:31
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First comment: 21 November, 2007 |
38 comments written |
Why does the close behind them? |
Grognor |
January 18, 2008 03:44
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
I am sick of ImposterGrog... I thought the joke was that the flaming spheres would have burned up the scrolls. But that makes no sense... It's a general store... |
Antheridium |
February 5, 2008 21:08
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
And besides, explosions don't actually destroy items. (Strange but true.) |
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