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Sappho	September 17, 2007 02:24
First comment: 6 September, 2007	15 comments written
Quaff what? r - a cursed potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific -- and without science we are as the snakes and toads. [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of booze @ "Ugh, I don't feel so good..."
Antheridium	September 17, 2007 06:28
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
I've always thought something was missing from the Dungeons. That would make it just like home...
Billy	September 17, 2007 10:25
First comment: 17 September, 2007	1 comments written
I did not think this comic was very funny at all. it was stupid and hard to read. -Billy, age 8
Derell Licht	September 17, 2007 16:49
First comment: 13 July, 2007	5 comments written
I think "Billy"'s message is hilarious!!
Fathead	September 18, 2007 17:12
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Nethack is not Nox, nor is it QuestMany, possibly most, Tours are organized as a Quest. This is like a large-scale treasure hunt, with clues scattered all over the continent, a few false leads, Mystical Masters as game-show hosts, and the Dark Lord and the Terrain to make the Quest interestingly difficult. [...] In order to be assured of your future custom, the Management has a further Rule: Tourists, far from being rewarded for achieving their Quest Object, must then go on to conquer the Dark Lord or set about Saving the World, or both. And why not? By then you will have had a lot of practice in that sort of thing and, besides, the Quest Object is usually designed to help you do it. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. for Glory. You do not need an inn. Oh well.
Grognor	September 20, 2007 19:20
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Your GodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next: if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until there is only one choice left to you. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. takes from you the need for sleep.
Toby Bartels	February 5, 2009 05:09
First comment: 11 August, 2007	83 comments written
The pay is lousy, and the food's not fit for orcs! Doesn't Angband have an inn?

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