Dudley's dungeon

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Monday, 30 July, 2007
by Hyperion
You feel better.    
   ---+---------    
   |.....DJL...|    
   |....L...H..|    
   |....&.@.D..|    
   |....V...L..|    
   +.....OLD...|    
   -------------    
                    
An ironic assertion.


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Dav July 30, 2007 02:04
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
I don't get it.
Mordae July 30, 2007 04:28
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
I think Dudley would have felt better if that unIDed potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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was a cursed gain level rather than healing :)
Armv July 30, 2007 06:26
First comment: 5 October, 2006 28 comments written
And this is why you always carry the ever useful wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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digging with you; an unknown lower level is better then a known death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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Grognor July 30, 2007 09:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
This comic is great. Dudley's Dungeon is really picking itself back off its feet. :)
Jack Simth July 30, 2007 23:01
First comment: 3 January, 2005 59 comments written
Wasn't a healing potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
. The monsters are all 1 square away for a reason.
Grognor July 31, 2007 08:46
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Jack, you do realize that the monsters are TWO squares away?

by the way, that wasn't a question.
Fathead August 5, 2007 19:10
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
No, Mordae was right.
Quint Sakugarne January 3, 2008 21:33
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
I don't get it either.
Dani June 20, 2008 13:42
First comment: 7 June, 2008 39 comments written
"...oh shi---"

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