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Slowpoke	July 6, 2007 00:47
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
It's funny because it's true.
Wonderer	July 6, 2007 01:04
First comment: 22 March, 2007	106 comments written
Pretty much summarises modern life...
Mordae	July 6, 2007 02:39
First comment: 11 May, 2007	116 comments written
Only if it was NetHack, he'd get to the end to find "The gold pieceA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol, Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3). It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in coin and jewelry. [ Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is actually a giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in these times. They range in size from little over nine feet to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or fried. Their table manners are legendary. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. mimicThe ancestors of the modern day chameleon, these creatures can assume the form of anything in their surroundings. They may assume the shape of objects or dungeon features. Unlike the chameleon though, which assumes the shape of another creature and goes in hunt of food, the mimic waits patiently for its meals to come in search of it. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!"
DaHusky	July 6, 2007 06:31
First comment: 4 June, 2007	27 comments written
Ouch. Too true
KC Wong	July 6, 2007 07:13
First comment: 9 January, 2007	4 comments written
I would just dig the walls open though.
Nameless	July 6, 2007 10:10
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
Sad, but so very often true. Mordae - The experience from a giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in these times. They range in size from little over nine feet to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or fried. Their table manners are legendary. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. mimicThe ancestors of the modern day chameleon, these creatures can assume the form of anything in their surroundings. They may assume the shape of objects or dungeon features. Unlike the chameleon though, which assumes the shape of another creature and goes in hunt of food, the mimic waits patiently for its meals to come in search of it. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. would probably be preferable to a single gold pieceA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol, Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3). It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in coin and jewelry. [ Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Mordae	July 6, 2007 14:11
First comment: 11 May, 2007	116 comments written
Nameless - If he survived. We all know how Dudley is with newts...
Mighty Tater	July 6, 2007 15:10
First comment: 8 February, 2007	15 comments written
Mordae - He might fare better, after all :!=m
SQLGuru	July 6, 2007 15:45
First comment: 23 October, 2006	77 comments written
That summarizes the whole experience of the game in one comic. Panel 1: Excitement Panel 2: Determination Panel 3: Frustration Panel 4: Grit Panel 5: Sense of Accomplishment Panel 6: Agony That's pretty much my range of emotion anytime I play. Layne
	July 6, 2007 16:32
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
Pretty funny, though as a non-native English speaker I found the interjections pretty weird before reading the comments.
Slowpoke	July 6, 2007 17:48
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
As an English speaker, I can assure you that these interjections barely qualify as language. :)
Antheridium	July 8, 2007 13:39
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
Nasty. Ironic. Highly appropriate for Gehennom.
snafu	July 9, 2007 01:12
First comment: 3 November, 2006	15 comments written
Surely even Dudley must know that running around Gehennom without a lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is likely to end in tears.. although the absence of newts must make it somewhat of a relief :)
Antheridium	July 9, 2007 02:36
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
Maybe he has infravision.
Grognor	July 9, 2007 09:31
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Man, this comic just doesn't appeal to me for some reason.
Dantopia	July 10, 2007 23:02
First comment: 10 July, 2007	6 comments written
Yes yes, life is a ratRats are long-tailed rodents. They are aggressive, omnivorous, and adaptable, often carrying diseases. "The rat," said O'Brien, still addressing his invisible audience, "although a rodent, is carnivorous. You are aware of that. You will have heard of the things that happen in the poor quarters of this town. In some streets a woman dare not leave her baby alone in the house, even for five minutes. The rats are certain to attack it. Within quite a small time they will strip it to the bones. They also attack sick or dying people. They show astonishing intelligence in knowing when a human being is helpless." [ 1984, by George Orwell ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. race, we all just strive towards the bottom line, etc etc etc. A Mediocre rating is earned.
Fathead	July 11, 2007 18:49
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Good gravy.

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