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Wednesday, 30 May, 2007 by L
Hello Mario,        
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Sequel to Wednesday, 8 December, 2004.


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Grunt May 30, 2007 02:03
First comment: 25 July, 2006 36 comments written
Subtle. I missed the opening text the first time and subsequently wondered what was going on... :)
Antheridium May 30, 2007 03:48
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
You hear waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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falling on coins.
Janis May 30, 2007 07:31
First comment: 30 May, 2007 1 comments written
Hilarious! :D
Captcha: Which character represents a pile of goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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?
  May 30, 2007 08:46
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
I got some lulz out of this.
SomeoneElse May 30, 2007 09:56
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
Dunna dunna dunna.....dunna dunna dunna...
Nameless May 30, 2007 10:39
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
SomeoneElse: I'm glad I'm not the only one with the mario underground music stuck in my head now. :p
Mordae May 30, 2007 14:49
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
But where are the random F's? Though I suppose if you included 'shrooms you'd have to figure out how to represent possibly-winged man-eating turtles...
Netaddict May 30, 2007 16:50
First comment: 14 April, 2004 34 comments written
That's easy.. l.
Slowpoke May 30, 2007 17:38
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
I "get" that it's Mario Brothers, but I still could use an explanation of what is going on since I have seen little of those games. Diving into a fountainRest! This little Fountain runs
Thus for aye: -- It never stays
For the look of summer suns,
Nor the cold of winter days.
Whose'er shall wander near,
When the Syrian heat is worst,
Let him hither come, nor fear
Lest he may not slake his thirst:
He will find this little river
Running still, as bright as ever.
Let him drink, and onward hie,
Bearing but in thought, that I,
Erotas, bade the Naiad fall,
And thank the great god Pan for all!
        [ For a Fountain, by Bryan Waller Procter ]

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takes you somewhere else where there is goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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eneekmot@yahoo.com May 30, 2007 18:05
First comment: 29 December, 2004 57 comments written
# represents plumbing. Sinks, toilets, pipes...
Wonderer May 30, 2007 21:29
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
Wow, I've never thought about getting into vaults THAT way!
Purple Koopa May 30, 2007 23:18
First comment: 20 June, 2006 16 comments written
I would represent turtles as :, like the other reptiles (except for snakes).
Grognor May 31, 2007 01:38
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Hi, commentbox. It's Grognor. Shut up.
rpresser June 1, 2007 23:37
First comment: 6 October, 2005 51 comments written
For bonus lulz, there should be a few soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

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ants right after diving. It's no coincidence that the words to the "Mario underground" music are "Buzzy buzzy beetles ... buzzy buzzy beetles ..."
Fathead June 5, 2007 04:14
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Is that so, rpresser? I never knew.
rpresser June 6, 2007 18:58
First comment: 6 October, 2005 51 comments written
Well, that's the lyrics my girlfriend used to chant. Probably not official, but they fit...
Antheridium June 12, 2007 08:02
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
You see here a sink.

Drop what? q - a ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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conflict

You hear a loud "POW" from the sewers.

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