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Thursday, 22 March, 2007 by jsr
                    
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Dlvl: 53
@ "Ho hum, MolochAnd the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever
he be of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that
sojourn in Israel, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech;
he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall
stone him with stones.
And I will set my face against that man, and will cut him off
from among his people; because he hath given of his seed unto
Molech, to defile my sanctuary, and to profane my holy name.
And if the people of the land do any ways hide their eyes
from the man, when he giveth of his seed unto Molech, and kill
him not:
Then I will set my face against that man, and against his
family, and will cut him off, and all that go a whoring after
him, to commit whoredom with Molech, from among their people.
        [ Leviticus 20:1-5 ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.'s Sanctum again. There must be something more to this dungeon." 
The floor here is   
too hard to dig in. 
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@ "My pick-axeThe mine is full of holes;
With the wound of pickaxes.
But look at the goldsmith's store.
There, there is gold everywhere.
        [ Divan-i Kebir Meter 2, by Mevlana Celaleddin Rumi ]

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The floor here is   
too hard to dig in. 
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Dlvl: 53
@ "Wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. digging doesn't work either, but maybe my spell is stronger." 
Your knowledge of   
this spell is       
twisted.            
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@ "Rats, I haven't studied lately. And now I'm out of ideas, too." 
                    
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@ "Except, what's that they say, 'The pen is mightier than the stone'?" 
You write on the    
floor with a magic  
marker.--More--     
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What do you want to write? ^ 
You see here a hole.
You fall through... 
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@ "I did it! I wonder what I'll find beneath Gehennom?" 
There is nothing    
here.  You fall...  
                    
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Dlvl: 54
@ "Um..." 
There is nothing    
here.  You fall...  
                    
                    
                    
                    
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Dlvl: 55
@ "Oh my."
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Fathead March 22, 2007 01:30
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
There was nothing here when I first got here. I fall....

Ah! Journey to the Center of the Earth! Wow.

At first I was getting disappointed until I saw the marker again.
Dav March 22, 2007 02:25
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
Ah, poor Dudley should have drawn a > instead.
^ March 22, 2007 03:19
First comment: 22 March, 2007 1 comments written
Quick,draw a level teleporter!
  March 22, 2007 08:05
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
With all this magic markerThe pen is mightier than the sword.
        [ Richelieu, by Edward Bulwer-Lytton ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. nonsense going on, you all think too big. All he need to do is to write a teleportation scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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A March 22, 2007 10:32
First comment: 24 October, 2006 70 comments written
Oh no, ratings broken again...
SQLGuru March 22, 2007 14:06
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
To <blank>: don't forget the ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. teleport control.....or that scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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Layne
Wonderer March 22, 2007 17:00
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
But...wouldn't it ruin his illiterate conduct?
Roger Barnett March 22, 2007 18:31
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Well, at least he gets to experience freefall before he starves to death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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Rose March 22, 2007 22:06
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
I'm enjoying the magic markerThe pen is mightier than the sword.
        [ Richelieu, by Edward Bulwer-Lytton ]

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Mikoangelo March 22, 2007 23:29
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
Nethack: Road Runner v2.0
Fathead April 1, 2007 00:38
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
He should have landed through a deep hole in the ground. You think the Dungeon of Doom is build over mid-air?
Grognor April 22, 2007 09:58
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Clever, funny, original, genius, excellent.
1338h4x May 12, 2007 19:58
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Quick! Draw several cursed potions of gain level!
Antheridium May 20, 2007 19:52
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
But there's nothing for him to draw on.
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