Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 12 March, 2007 |
by Geko |
Chef kills the
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h - a corpse.
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Apply what?
b - a
To what?
h - a corpse
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Chef dices the !
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Apply what?
j - a
To what? o - a clove
of
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Chef crushes the clove of !
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Apply what?
b - a
To what?
y - a carrot
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Chef slices the carrot!
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What do you want to
dip?
m - a dented pot
Into what?
g - a of oil
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The pot is coated with oil.
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Apply what?
m - an oiled pot
Put what into the
pot? h o y
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What do you want to
wield?
m - a full pot
(weapon in hand) F 4
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A of flame
erupts from the
floor under the pot!
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|^@..o.oo########
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The browns! The carrots tenderize! The releases its delicious flavor!
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Apply what?
w - a
What do you want to
? m
u - a
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|^@o...##########
#-..oo.|#
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Chef hits the
hill . The hill
hits Chef!
Chef is killed.
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|^)oo..##########
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The hill picks
up a . The hill
picks up
--More--
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|^o....##########
#o.....|#
##o-----.-#
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|^%....##########
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|^%..@d##########
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u - a
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#-...d.|#
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What do you want
to eat? u
You consume
szechuan .
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|^@....##########
#-..d..|#
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@ "I wonder why my stuff never tastes this good."
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Rating
Average rating: Excellent Number of ratings: 19
Comments
Murph Istrare |
March 12, 2007 00:30
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First comment: 21 December, 2006 |
9 comments written |
Bork bork bork indeed! Or maybe that should be " "? |
G |
March 12, 2007 03:26
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First comment: 5 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
I would have stopped after pane six, but nevertheless, nice! |
Kernigh |
March 12, 2007 04:28
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
Unfortunately, Chef never gained acceptance to include szechuan in food rations. It seems that the food ration manufacturers are also strict vegans. This is a severe obstacle to a better dungeon dining experience.
It would also help if the dungeon had spices other than . I clustered it http://clusty.com/search?query=szechuan and have the idea that szechuan normally includes peppers like those from Sichuan Province in China. |
L |
March 12, 2007 05:48
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
For a Monday strip, this is pretty good.
I wonder how many people will be asking for a Chef character class now... |
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March 12, 2007 07:25
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Now this is a lollable strip. |
Eskimo |
March 12, 2007 09:03
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First comment: 14 April, 2004 |
166 comments written |
I feel a little bad about
http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20070307
Apart from the wrong monster hitting and having the tunnel end funnily (from a train tunnel perspective) most of the negative rating must have been because people for some weird reason didn't get it. |
A |
March 12, 2007 10:57
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First comment: 24 October, 2006 |
70 comments written |
Too long, but fun. |
Feory |
March 12, 2007 18:14
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First comment: 15 August, 2006 |
63 comments written |
I'm feeling stupid, and don't get it. What have the hill orcs done other than kill the chef? |
Slowpoke |
March 12, 2007 19:12
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
One of the mysteries of the dungeon is why certain items, such as a szechuan , are found just lying around. The orcs, philistines that they are, represent Geko's explanation. And this, in turn, is my explanation to Feory. :) |
rpresser |
March 13, 2007 06:18
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First comment: 6 October, 2005 |
51 comments written |
You are a chef!
http://.archive.org//20031211093314/http://www.truemeaningoflife.com/taco/animations/chef.html
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rpresser |
March 13, 2007 06:20
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First comment: 6 October, 2005 |
51 comments written |
Yikes, that URL got toasted.
http://tinyurl.com/2ogjrw |
Fathead |
March 13, 2007 23:07
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Not bad!
Dion, you need to fix the system, sometime. |
Grognor |
April 22, 2007 09:44
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Very nice. |
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