Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 23 February, 2007 |
by Grey Knight |
Hi Cherry, welcome
to NetHack! You are
a neutral female
!
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c "Well! I think I'll try NetHack again..."
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You are lucky! Full
moon tonight.
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c "Lucky! Great. I'm bound to get the Seed of Life this time!"
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You peck down the
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c "First of genocide I find is going to be blessed and expended on '@', let me tell you."
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c "Oh-ho, what have we here?"
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You pick up a magic
marker.
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c "Ah, perfect. Now I need some paper... Well, and a bit of luck, I guess. Hooray for full moons!"
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You fail to peck
down the .
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c "Mustn't get too overconfident though... who knows what lurks ahead?"
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You peck down the
. Dudley breaks
down the .
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c "..." @ "..."
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You throw a sharp
twig. Dudley is
missed by a sharp
twig! ..|
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c "... That was NOT lucky, RNG!"
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Dudley zaps a
of magic missile!
-- More --
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c "OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST..."
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You die... Dudley
inherits all your
possessions. Do you
want to see your
attributes?
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c "G*@HF&#%!"
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c "Wait... No. No no no. Don't you dare."
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Dudley picks up your
corpse.
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c "DON'T YOU BLOODY WELL DARE!"
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Dudley wields your
corpse.
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c "Desecrating my corpse. Is nothing sacred anymore?"
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Dudley hits the
with your
corpse! # ----
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c "OH GOOD IDEA DUDLEY. Let's hit things with my lifeless body."
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You hear a
open. The
turns to stone! ----
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c "I don't care if it IS the best weapon around. PUT MY CORPSE DOWN!"
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c "I hope you choke to on a spinach, you no-good punk."
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The turns to
stone! -----|-
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c "Yes, yes, isn't it great fun."
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Dudley falls in a
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c "Huzzah!"
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Falling, he touches
your corpse.--More--
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c "I've never been so grateful for that RNG."
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/ \
/ Dudley \
| 254 Au |
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| killed by |
| Cherry's |
| corpse |
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c "Serves you right, you BITCH."
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Rating
Average rating: Excellent Number of ratings: 36
Comments
Grunt |
February 23, 2007 00:18
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First comment: 25 July, 2006 |
36 comments written |
Woo...the saga beside the saga continues...:-) |
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February 23, 2007 00:33
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
I really like these "monster view" comics.
And it's funny in itself to. |
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February 23, 2007 00:45
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
What's RNG? |
Talita |
February 23, 2007 00:46
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First comment: 7 February, 2007 |
20 comments written |
What's RNG? |
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February 23, 2007 00:47
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Pretty good! |
Sakabatou |
February 23, 2007 01:03
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First comment: 17 January, 2007 |
8 comments written |
Haha, nice POV |
freshme@ |
February 23, 2007 01:34
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First comment: 4 January, 2005 |
67 comments written |
That was really good. |
Jac |
February 23, 2007 02:42
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First comment: 26 May, 2006 |
48 comments written |
Hiss, Cherry, hiss |
G |
February 23, 2007 04:33
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First comment: 5 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
Nice one, seriously, nice one! |
Nameless |
February 23, 2007 08:09
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
The first part was pretty pathetic, but after panel 10 it was TOTALLY WORTH IT. :-D Most I've laughed at one comic for some time. |
zem |
February 23, 2007 08:55
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First comment: 5 December, 2005 |
64 comments written |
Nice one (: |
jukka |
February 23, 2007 09:51
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First comment: 22 November, 2006 |
57 comments written |
Talita: RNG = Random Number Generator
(aka random number ) |
Little & |
February 23, 2007 10:37
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First comment: 2 November, 2006 |
5 comments written |
Haha, that was great. One of the best Dudleys for a while, as far as I'm concerned. |
Eemeli |
February 23, 2007 11:55
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
I didn't really find it funny at all, too predictable. |
Roger Barnett |
February 23, 2007 13:16
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First comment: 7 April, 2006 |
143 comments written |
Let's hear more from Cherry in the future! |
. |
February 23, 2007 17:39
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First comment: 7 December, 2005 |
48 comments written |
I think it was predictable, but the point of it for me was not that it was an unexpected twist (which of course it wasn't), but the commentary from the . , rather. Reminded me a bit of Agrajag and Marvin. |
Grey Knight |
February 24, 2007 15:22
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First comment: 20 October, 2005 |
116 comments written |
Cherry just doesn't seem to have much luck when it comes to wands of magic missile. |
P |
February 25, 2007 13:48
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First comment: 3 April, 2006 |
11 comments written |
Good idea, alas very long. |
Veinor |
February 28, 2007 00:45
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First comment: 1 November, 2006 |
12 comments written |
Excellent, not for the ending, but for the concept and commentary. |
Fathead |
February 28, 2007 01:07
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Heh, good grief. |
Grognor |
April 22, 2007 09:20
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Whee! |
Newtkiller |
November 16, 2008 12:03
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First comment: 28 October, 2008 |
127 comments written |
When not attacking, just pass to secondary weapon. Just a thought. |
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