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Friday, 19 January, 2007 by Roger Barnett
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& "We agreed that I'd rule the even-numbered levels!"
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P "No, we agreed you'd rule the even-numbered Gehennom levels."
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& "Look, I like you Morgoth. Don't make me kill you!"
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P "Kill me? Oh please. 20,000HP, tons of spells. What will you do?"
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P "... and poison, and you've got a fraction of my HP."
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& "Do you resist magic?"
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P "Why would I need to?"
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OrcusOrcus, Prince of the Undead, has a ram's head and a poison
stinger. He is most feared, though, for his powerful magic
abilities. His wand causes death to those he chooses.

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zaps a Wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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& "You can see where this is going."
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& "Ahem. I said 'UNCONTESTED UNCHALLENGED RULER'."
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Dudley appears!     
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@ "I'm back!"
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& "You're late - cliche was eight panels ago."
5th of 5 in a crossover series between Dudley's Dungeon and Tales From The Pit (http://angband.calamarain.net) —
the corresponding strip may be found there.


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Roger Barnett January 19, 2007 00:25
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
And it ends.
Tharis January 19, 2007 00:58
First comment: 12 October, 2005 20 comments written
Where's the Angband comic #5?
Roger Barnett January 19, 2007 01:07
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
It updates at midnight UTC, so it should be up now.
Rose January 19, 2007 01:52
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
now it is finished. the angband comic shows up about an hour after the dudley one :)

crossover is great. hmm, will Dudley miss his wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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wishing at this level?
Roger Barnett January 19, 2007 02:27
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
There might be another crossover at some point in the future. You never know...
bobdabuilder@ipwnalot.com January 19, 2007 03:18
First comment: 15 January, 2007 5 comments written
Lo,the crossover was excellent,but now it is time for me to return in some freak world I live in.Never to comment again,cause I'm that stupid.Not that you'd miss me.Seeyas.
Fathead January 19, 2007 04:11
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Is there even an Avada Kedavra equivalent spell in Angband?

And that demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks
like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge
fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all
accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in
a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze
through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes
them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when
they are friendly.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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is we-ird.
Fathead January 19, 2007 04:14
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
No offense, Mr Barnett, but the Explorington one was disappointing after seeing this one.

But I wonder, what was that hyphen symbol?
Fathead January 19, 2007 04:19
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Oh, again, Mr Barnett. As I was looking through your Explorington archives, I found this:
http://angband.calamarain.net/view.php?date=2006-03-16

"A person may be smart, but people are idiots." --a classmate of mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long
deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will
make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/
other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this
Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries,
beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here
is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will
appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find
unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the
walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into
armor and weapons (_wondrous_).
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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, for his senior yearbook quote, obviously ripping off that MiB movie.
Roger Barnett January 19, 2007 06:07
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Fathead: in Angband, a hyphen is a wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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. Therefore, a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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wishing. Oh, and I'm not offended. If someone found every single one of my comics amusing/good, I'd ask them to have their head examined :) If I can get them to like one in three, I'm doing well.
Grognor April 21, 2007 23:56
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
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