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Tuesday, 9 January, 2007 by flatluigi
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D "Hmm."
Wear what?          
j-belt of polymorph 
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@ "I put it around an ogre later and crashed the game."


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Average rating: Excellent
Number of ratings: 29

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Alcari January 9, 2007 01:14
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
huh?
palandir January 9, 2007 01:27
First comment: 10 March, 2006 4 comments written
Very creative. :)

Spoiler: How would a "D" wearing a belt look like...
Jac January 9, 2007 01:45
First comment: 26 May, 2006 48 comments written
A ripper!
Dav January 9, 2007 02:29
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
Rated excellent.
Murph Istrare January 9, 2007 02:37
First comment: 21 December, 2006 9 comments written
Very nice!
Nameless January 9, 2007 02:45
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Took me a moment to get it, but hilarious. :-)
Grunt January 9, 2007 02:56
First comment: 25 July, 2006 36 comments written
Cute!
Mikoangelo January 9, 2007 03:00
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
It's like the yen sign joke without UTF-8!

Rated excellent because it is.
Paradox January 9, 2007 08:43
First comment: 5 October, 2006 17 comments written
With the belt an ogreAnyone who has met a gluttonous, nude, angry ogre, will not
easily forget this encounter -- if he survives it at all.
Both male and female ogres can easily grow as tall as three
metres. Build and facial expressions would remind one of a
Neanderthal. Its small, pointy, keen teeth are striking.
Since ogres avoid direct sunlight, their ragged, unfurry
skin is as white as a sheet. They enjoy coating their body
with lard and usually wear nothing but a loin-cloth. An elf
would smell its rancid stench at ten metres distance.
Ogres are solitary creatures: very rarely one may encounter
a female with two or three young. They are the only real
carnivores among the humanoids, and its favourite meal is --
not surprisingly -- human flesh. They sometimes ally with
orcs or goblins, but only when they anticipate a good meaty
meal.
        [ het Boek van de Regels; Het Oog des Meesters ]

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would turn into Theta, but with a sash of polymorph it would turn into an iron ball"You are fettered, " said Scrooge, trembling. "Tell me why?"
"I wear the chain I forged in life," replied the Ghost. "I
made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my
own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its
pattern strange to you?"
Scrooge trembled more and more.
"Or would you know," pursued the Ghost, "the weight and
length of the strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as
heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas Eves ago. You
have laboured on it, since. It is a ponderous chain!"
        [ A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens ]

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!
Eskimo January 9, 2007 08:50
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Didn't get it first but it's a novel idea.
  January 9, 2007 09:28
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Again, took me a nonce, but it's a good'un.
jukka January 9, 2007 11:12
First comment: 22 November, 2006 57 comments written
Seeing the character turn into B, I first thought about Batman and his batA bat, flitting in the darkness outside, took the wrong turn
as it made its nightly rounds and came in through the window
which had been left healthfully open. It then proceeded to
circle the room in the aimless fat-headed fashion habitual
with bats, who are notoriously among the less intellectually
gifted of God's creatures. Show me a bat, says the old
proverb, and I will show you something that ought to be in
some kind of a home.
        [ A Pelican at Blandings, by P. G. Wodehouse ]

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-belt..
Alcari January 9, 2007 12:13
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
ahhh, now I get it. Rerated from poor to good
Ristipisto-Risto January 9, 2007 13:19
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Simple, but fun. Voted "excellent".
Luos January 9, 2007 13:48
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
Excellent!
Am Shaedan January 9, 2007 14:03
First comment: 18 May, 2004 49 comments written
Nothing to add. Pure awesomeness.
Roger Barnett January 9, 2007 17:03
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Quite subtle, really :)
Fathead January 12, 2007 02:59
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Real...cute.
Grognor April 21, 2007 23:39
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Yay!
1338h4x May 11, 2007 23:12
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Glyph 1 + Glyph 2 = Glyph 3 is ALWAYS funny.

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