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Thursday, 14 December, 2006

by azgor

                    
                    
                    
   The Reason Why   
     NetHack is     
      not Quake

   |   ______   |   
   |__/-----/\__|   
   /  | --- \ \ \   
  /   | ||_\ \/  \  
 /    | |/_/ /    \ 
/     |_____/      \
            \|_     
            -/\\    
             \ \\

*BLAM*

   |   ______   |   
   |__/-----/\__|   
   /  | --- \ \ \   
  /   | ||_\ \/  \  
 /    | |/_/ /    \ 
/     |_____/      \
              _     
             /\\    
             \ \\

   |   ______   |   
   |__/-----/\__|   
   /  | --- \ \ \   
  /   | ||_\ \/  \  
 /    | |/_/ /    \ 
/     |_____/      \
            \|_     
            -/\\    
             \ \\

*BLAM*

   |   ______   |   
   |__/-----/\__|   
   /  | --- \ \ \   
  /   | ||_\ \/  \  
 /    | |/_/ /    \ 
/     |_____/      \
              _     
             /\\    
             \ \\

@ "Huh? Nothing's happening!"

--------------------
|  -- Console --   |
|>                 |
|                  |
|                  |
--------------------
              _     
             /\\    
             \ \\

--------------------
|  -- Console --   |
|> Crosshair=ON    |
|                  |
|                  |
--------------------
              _     
             /\\    
             \ \\

   |   ______   |   
   |__/-----/\__|   
   /  | --- \ \ \   
  /   | ||+\ \/  \  
 /    | |/_/ /    \ 
/     |_____/      \
              _     
             /\\    
             \ \\

@ "DOH!"

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Average rating: Excellent
Number of ratings: 31

Comments

Alcari	December 14, 2006 00:20
First comment: 11 September, 2006	93 comments written
wow, that one is GOOD. nice artwork, the joke's good to :)
Nameless	December 14, 2006 00:51
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
Lol, that's... just... stupid. :-)
Patashu@hotmail.com	December 14, 2006 01:40
First comment: 23 June, 2006	18 comments written
Oh ha ha.
L	December 14, 2006 04:47
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
The revenge of first-person perspective! http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20060807
Fathead	December 14, 2006 05:17
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
That was just...weird.
SomeoneElse	December 14, 2006 08:31
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
This was strange, but somehow I find it impossible to give anything but Excellent to it.
Eemeli	December 14, 2006 08:59
First comment: 2 March, 2005	143 comments written
Love it, nice graphics. =)
Eskimo	December 14, 2006 09:10
First comment: 14 April, 2004	166 comments written
Arf, took me 5 seconds to realize it went through (first I thought it was a small gun).
Alcari	December 14, 2006 10:24
First comment: 11 September, 2006	93 comments written
to be the first nitpicker, why doesn't the dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail, the most deadly part of its serpent-like body. [ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ] "One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think. Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why then you're a dragonlord." [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. attack?
Roger Barnett	December 14, 2006 15:57
First comment: 7 April, 2006	143 comments written
I think there even exists (somewhere) an ASCII 3d shooter
Grey Knight	December 14, 2006 18:30
First comment: 20 October, 2005	116 comments written
That's a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. magic missile, by the way. :-)
Rose	December 14, 2006 20:02
First comment: 3 July, 2006	79 comments written
ha ha - like it. a D shaped dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail, the most deadly part of its serpent-like body. [ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ] "One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think. Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why then you're a dragonlord." [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. :)
freshme@	December 15, 2006 03:41
First comment: 4 January, 2005	67 comments written
Rose, you may like this: http://www.justadventure.com/articles/JustASCII/Adventurer.jpg
Hyoga	December 22, 2006 23:16
First comment: 22 December, 2006	11 comments written
I really have to quote: "Dudley's Dungeon - going where no ASCII webcomic has gone before!" Exxxxxxxxcellent... :)
Grognor	April 21, 2007 08:15
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
This comic brings me back... The bullet reflects of the silver dragons scales... Do you want your possessions identified?
Kerta	December 14, 2007 18:09
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
I vote for an enemy perspective.