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Thursday, 28 September, 2006 by L
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@ "Huh? What happened? Why is the game asking me if I want my possessions identified?"
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@ "Um, Wesley, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're dead."
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@ "Oh... Well, everyone makes mistakes, right? I can just reload the save file, can't I?"
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d "Please, please let me be the one to break it to him!"
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@ "I'll be in the next room. Bracing myself."
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d "So, Noobley, here's the thing about NetHack..."
                    
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@ "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!!"
                    
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@ "And thus the age of innocence is over."


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  September 28, 2006 01:19
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Dwarves aren't H. :(
  September 28, 2006 01:20
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
That was weird, it posted the comment on the wrong comic!
Fathead September 28, 2006 02:22
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Technically correct, dwarves are h.

Poor Wes. Em, perhaps now his beginner's luck will be over? Right?
Eemeli September 28, 2006 08:27
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
Loved the fifth panel! :-D
Arch Leech September 28, 2006 16:23
First comment: 28 September, 2006 8 comments written
Beginner's luck is when you die early. For there's nothing worse than discovering an instadeath on turn 98760.
Alcari September 28, 2006 21:40
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
Brilliant, serves him right.

of course, you can always cheat with the safe file and copy it....but that would be lame....no one would do that...
SomeoneElse September 28, 2006 21:57
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
This one's great. I like this one. Colon parenthesis.
Mr. DOS September 28, 2006 23:23
First comment: 10 January, 2006 40 comments written
"of course, you can always cheat with the safe file and copy it....but that would be lame....no one would do that..."

cough cough cough

No... of course... no one does that... <_< cough
  November 15, 2006 05:40
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
> This one's great. I like this one. Colon parenthesis.

As for the parenthesis, whether it be opening or closing, and why there's no hyphen, is left as a exercise to the reader.
Grognor April 19, 2007 08:35
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
You're stupid and ugly.

The proper way is:

=)
Quint Sakugarne January 2, 2008 17:17
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
No, that just leaves you with cartoonish eyes, Grognor.

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