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@ "Hey, fellow traveller!"
T "Gees, would it kill you to give me a name?"

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@ "In my finite generosity, I've decided to find you some armour!"

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T "It's not like I ever fight anything anyway."

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@ "Here you go!"

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T "*sigh*... I'd best get this over with."

You see here a      
blessed +2 T-shirt. 
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T "How strangely appropriate."

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Mikoangelo	July 3, 2006 02:07
First comment: 19 October, 2005	82 comments written
Now there's a surprising punchline.
Rose	July 3, 2006 10:56
First comment: 3 July, 2006	79 comments written
laugh, groan, this is great. i looked at it for five minutes wondering what's wrong with some +2 underwear before i got it!
.	July 3, 2006 23:15
First comment: 7 December, 2005	48 comments written
Would somebody care to explain it to me? Perhaps I'm just missing something really obvious.
The Bard of Blasphemy	July 4, 2006 02:09
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
Ha, this is pretty funny. And for once I get a chance to explain the joke instead of having it explained to me! T-Shirt as in TrollThe troll shambled closer. He was perhaps eight feet tall, perhaps more. His forward stoop, with arms dangling past thick claw-footed legs to the ground, made it hard to tell. The hairless green skin moved upon his body. His head was a gash of a mouth, a yard-long nose, and two eyes which drank the feeble torchlight and never gave back a gleam. [...] Like a huge green spider, the troll's severed hand ran on its fingers. Across the mounded floor, up onto a log with one taloned forefinger to hook it over the bark, down again it scrambled, until it found the cut wrist. And there it grew fast. The troll's smashed head seethed and knit together. He clambered back on his feet and grinned at them. The waning faggot cast red light over his fangs. [ Three Hearts and Three Lions, by Poul Anderson ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.-Shirt, T for TrollThe troll shambled closer. He was perhaps eight feet tall, perhaps more. His forward stoop, with arms dangling past thick claw-footed legs to the ground, made it hard to tell. The hairless green skin moved upon his body. His head was a gash of a mouth, a yard-long nose, and two eyes which drank the feeble torchlight and never gave back a gleam. [...] Like a huge green spider, the troll's severed hand ran on its fingers. Across the mounded floor, up onto a log with one taloned forefinger to hook it over the bark, down again it scrambled, until it found the cut wrist. And there it grew fast. The troll's smashed head seethed and knit together. He clambered back on his feet and grinned at them. The waning faggot cast red light over his fangs. [ Three Hearts and Three Lions, by Poul Anderson ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. It took me a little while to get it too.
.	July 4, 2006 16:17
First comment: 7 December, 2005	48 comments written
Ah -- thanks.
Fathead	July 25, 2006 20:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Ah. And C-rations to OrionOrion was the son of Neptune. He was a handsome giant and a mighty hunter. His father gave him the power of wading through the depths of the sea, or, as others say, of walking on its surface. He dwelt as a hunter with Diana (Artemis), with whom he was a favourite, and it is even said she was about to marry him. Her brother was highly displeased and often chid her, but to no purpose. One day, observing Orion wading through the sea with his head just above the water, Apollo pointed it out to his sister and maintained that she could not hit that black thing on the sea. The archer-goddess discharged a shaft with fatal aim. The waves rolled the dead body of Orion to the land, and bewailing her fatal error with many tears, Diana placed him among the stars, where he appears as a giant, with a girdle, sword, lion's skin, and club. Sirius, his dog, follows him, and the Pleiads fly before him. [ Bulfinch's Mythology, by Thomas Bulfinch ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., of course....
Grognor	April 19, 2007 05:47
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
... HA!~~
DaHusky	June 4, 2007 14:05
First comment: 4 June, 2007	27 comments written
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