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Friday, 16 June, 2006 by Jmadman311
                    
                    
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d dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. called 6-Pack) 
                    
                    
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6-Pack eats a black dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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6-Pack feels very firm.
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Dav June 16, 2006 00:29
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
Jokes based off of naming your pet makes nethack humor really effortless.
Fathead June 16, 2006 01:12
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Especially since no-one names their dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. 6-Pack.
Jmadman311 June 16, 2006 04:04
First comment: 23 May, 2006 17 comments written
Yeah, you're right, that does make it kinda effortless. Well, my other ones aren't so facile. :)
  June 18, 2006 21:09
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Unfortunately, pets don't gain intrinsics like that.
Fathead July 25, 2006 20:18
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ehrm, 6-Pack should've been someone else's dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., which Dudley tamed. That's the ticket, yeah.
Grognor April 19, 2007 05:20
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Either I don't get it or it's horrible. I'm betting the latter.
Quint Sakugarne January 2, 2008 07:08
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
But I like bad puns!
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