Dudley's dungeon
Thursday, 11 May, 2006 |
by Grey Knight |
Your housecat bites
the shaman.
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@ "So, being a chaotic orcish seems to be working out pretty well."
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@ "I can eat a whole bunch of stuff I normally couldn't. Take this , for example."
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You consume boiled
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@ "Note the lack of negative side-effects!"
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@ "Having orcs and goblins be generated peaceful has its benefits."
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@ "Take this shaman, for instance."
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The shaman
grunts.
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@ "And a good afternoon to you too, friend !"
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Your housecat kills
the shaman!
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@ "And of course, since I'm chaotic, I can sacrifice my own race to amusing effect."
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@ "Take this shaman corpse, for example."
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You have summoned a
peaceful !
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@ "Think I'll call him 'Fluffy Wumpkins'..."
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Fluffy Wumpkins
snarls.
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@ "And, of course, being a means that I can whack on things very effectively."
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@ "Take this king, for instance."
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You miss the master
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rpresser |
May 11, 2006 00:04
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First comment: 6 October, 2005 |
51 comments written |
End of intelligent lecture... |
Nameless |
May 11, 2006 01:33
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
See it's funny AND educational too. :-) |
L |
May 11, 2006 06:31
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Dudley ought to play with the showrace option.
Personally I thought today's punchline was a bit out of left field - with all that lead-up, I expected a payoff that had at least something to do with orcish barbarianhood. You wimped out, Grey ! |
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May 11, 2006 07:49
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
That once happened to me. After that, I've always double-checked every single purple h. |
Nameless |
May 11, 2006 10:46
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
It does have something to do with the orcish barbarianhood - orcish barbarians have rather low int/wis. |
Luos |
May 11, 2006 12:11
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First comment: 13 November, 2005 |
29 comments written |
It made me smile, anyway. Not laugh, but smile yes! |
Mr. DOS |
May 12, 2006 00:15
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First comment: 10 January, 2006 |
40 comments written |
I smiled too, although that's pretty good for me... but I think it should've had newts in there somewhere. (Yes, I have an infatuation with newts ;) )
--- Mr. DOS |
Fathead |
July 21, 2006 23:48
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
I tend to be warned in advance, anyway. But hey.
Mr Grey, you forgot the (mild) for Dudley! |
Grognor |
April 18, 2007 23:02
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Yes. |
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