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Tuesday, 25 April, 2006

by Nameless

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@ "Okay. I've been to the -end and found everything I need."

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@ "It's time to move! Let's go, go, go!"

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@ "Hey! There's Dudley! Get him!"

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Quaff s) a of speed

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@ "Aw, dang. He got away again."

h) 8 potions of     
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@ "Hey check it out guys! Look what he dropped!"

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@ "Yes... everything is going according to plan. Now, since I have some time to spare..."

You see a spellbookThe Book of Three lay closed on the table.  Taran had never
been allowed to read the volume for himself; now he was sure
it held more than Dallben chose to tell him.  In the sun-
filled room, with Dallben still meditating and showing no
sign of stopping, Taran rose and moved through the shimmering
beams.  From the forest came the monotonous tick of a beetle.
His hands reached for the cover.  Taran gasped in pain and
snatched them away.  They smarted as if each of his fingers
had been stung by hornets.  He jumped back, stumbled against
the bench, and dropped to the floor, where he put his fingers
woefully into his mouth.
Dallben's eyes blinked open.  He peered at Taran and yawned
slowly.  "You had better see Coll about a lotion for those
hands," he advised.  "Otherwise, I shouldn't be surprised if
they blistered."
        [ The Book of Three, by Lloyd Alexander ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. 
of lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details..           
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@ "What the heck?! You call this a rare book?!"
@ "Terribly sorry, sir..."

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Nameless	April 25, 2006 13:11
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
Hm. Apparantly this comic r teh phail. :-/
LarndeSolen	April 25, 2006 14:01
First comment: 11 February, 2005	2 comments written
I think the punchline needs work. The rest is good.
Arashi	April 25, 2006 14:06
First comment: 25 April, 2006	2 comments written
Fine, I'm a sucker for beer jokes. But the punchlie DOES need work.
Nameless	April 25, 2006 14:22
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
ALTERNATE ENDING: (A is altarAltars are of three types: 1. In Temples. These are for Sacrifices [...]. The stone top will have grooves for blood, and the whole will be covered with _dry brown stains of a troubling kind_ from former Sacrifices. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] To every man upon this earth Death cometh soon or late; And how can man die better Than facing fearful odds For the ashes of his fathers And the temples of his gods? [ Lays of Ancient Rome, by Thomas B. Macaulay ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. Underscore kept making everything underlined). -------------------- ...................\| .......-----------.. ------.\| \|(.(\|..+.\| ..(..\|.\| \|(((\|..\|@\| ..A..\|.-+-\|...\|---@\| .....\|....--\|--.@@@\| .....\|..%........@.\| --+--\|.{...........\| @ "Doesn't this seem a bit suspicious to you?" You hear a chugging sound. \|...\|?++\| \|..(..\|.\| \|.%.\|@..\|+-\|..A..\|.- \|...-\|---.%\|.....\|.. \|....@.....\|.....\|.. \|.[...*..{.---\|---.{ \|.............%[.... \|...--\|--........... @ "Yes... everything is going according to plan. Heh-heh-heh. Ha. Ha-ha. MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!" -------------------- ...................\| .......-----------.. ------.\| \|(.(\|..+.\| ..(..\|.\| \|(((\|..\|@\| ..A..\|.-+-\|...\|---@\| .....\|....--\|--.@@@\| .....\|..%........@.\| --+--\|.{...........\| @ "Nah."
Korodzik	April 25, 2006 20:29
First comment: 25 April, 2006	6 comments written
I don't gets it.
Korodzik	April 25, 2006 20:30
First comment: 25 April, 2006	6 comments written
What is the orignal strip about??
The Random One	July 2, 2006 08:02
First comment: 2 July, 2006	6 comments written
Yeah... I don't get it. Either of them, really.
Fathead	July 21, 2006 23:16
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Nameless!! Read this!! Use the Backslash (\) to force literal. Like this: I like to visit The_Greatest_Website.com
Grognor	April 18, 2007 22:37
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
No.