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AnonPoster	April 11, 2006 00:21
First comment: 16 January, 2006	8 comments written
It would have been funnier if the entire room wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. L's and V's.
L	April 11, 2006 05:22
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
This is Dudley we're talking about here.
Grey Knight	April 11, 2006 05:29
First comment: 20 October, 2005	116 comments written
Good point.
Roger Barnett	April 11, 2006 08:36
First comment: 7 April, 2006	143 comments written
Turn undead always makes me think of some kind of zombieThe zombi... is a soulless human corpse, still dead, but taken from the grave and endowed by sorcery with a mechanical semblance of life, -- it is a dead body which is made to walk and act and move as if it were alive. [ W. B. Seabrook ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. line dancing :P
Nesman	April 11, 2006 13:22
First comment: 4 January, 2005	112 comments written
Seems like Dudley's been talking to his dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog, while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be trained to perform various tasks. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. a lot lately. @ "All work and no play make Dudley something something.." d "Go Crazy?" @ "Don't mind if I do!"
Tharis	April 11, 2006 23:53
First comment: 12 October, 2005	20 comments written
There is something funny about L doing a comic about undead and failing to include a couple L's... ba-dum ching! crickets
Fathead	July 21, 2006 22:33
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
@ "Garfield, do you know what my problem is?" f That you talk to your catWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick, soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt. So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped, yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content. [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and it can't respond? (With apologies to Jim Davis.) ...Or should that be in quotes? because Garfield "says" it, even if no-one understands.
Fathead	July 21, 2006 22:45
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Oops, I forgot: Reminds me what I often think: Why do we have "fireball" spell for the equivalent of fire wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., "charm monster" for taming, "knock" for opening, and "cone of cold"?
veinor@gmail.com	August 14, 2006 15:10
First comment: 10 August, 2006	3 comments written
Fathead: because those are the D&D spells, and a some of nethack seems to be drawn from D&D.
khearn	January 24, 2007 02:30
First comment: 16 January, 2007	15 comments written
Alternate punch line: "Run Away!"
Grognor	April 18, 2007 22:09
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Obliterate them. Atemarasu Omikamazimi hits the undead with a wide-angle disintegration beam. Then you... DYWYPI?
kureshii	March 16, 2008 16:12
First comment: 8 March, 2008	37 comments written
Heh, believe it or not, the first time I read the help file and chanced upon that command I was thinking "cool, there's a spell to become undead?"

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