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Tuesday, 28 March, 2006

by Nameless

In a cloudI wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
        [ I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, by William Wordsworth ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. of smoke,
a djinniThe djinn are genies from the elemental plane of Air.  There,
among their kind, they have their own societies.  They are
sometimes encountered on earth and may even be summoned here
to perform some service for powerful wizards.  The wizards
often leave them about for later service, safely tucked away
in a flask or lamp.  Once in a while, such a tool is found by
a lucky rogue, and some djinn are known to be so grateful
when released that they might grant their rescuer a wish.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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& "Thank you Dudley! I am in your debt! I will grant you one free wish! For what do you wish?"

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@ "Okay, I'd like, and pay attention:"

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@ "A blessed greased fixed +3 silver scale mail. Do you want me to write that down?"

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& "Would you like fries with that? Or could I interest you in our special upsize offer?"

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Comments

L	March 28, 2006 06:11
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
Boo. The punch-line delivery needs work.
stormy	March 28, 2006 10:29
First comment: 9 July, 2005	44 comments written
you get fixed scale mail? I thought you could only fix chrysknives.
AEthelwulf-Kni-Hum-Mal	March 28, 2006 10:45
First comment: 5 March, 2005	8 comments written
"Fixed" is synonymous with "rustproof" or "fireproof", for items where that's applicable, and just ignored for those where it's not. SDSM is one of the last. DSM is naturally incorruptible; there's no point in wishing for it fixed, though it doesn't hurt.
Ristipisto-Risto	March 28, 2006 11:20
First comment: 25 January, 2006	52 comments written
Kinda funny, but didn't really make me laugh. The idea's fine, but there have been manymany finer ones.
Nobody Special	March 28, 2006 19:34
First comment: 8 June, 2005	118 comments written
You could use the fries to replace the greaseANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. on the armor once you've used it up.
Fathead	July 20, 2006 00:36
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Smart-alec genie. Ooh, Minetown. Finally.
Grognor	April 18, 2007 21:30
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
bah.