Dudley's dungeon
Tuesday, 24 January, 2006 |
by Nameless |
Dudley presents...
The top 10 things
NOT
to give your wife
for her birthday
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#10 conflict
Your wife hits!
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#9 of
displacement
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@ "Kiss me... No, I'm over here. On your left."
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#8
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@ "Uh... just what I always wanted..."
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#7 worthless piece
of white glass
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@ "It's a diamond. Honest."
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#6 ESP
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@ "Don't think I can't see you kicking that sink!"
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#5 short sword
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@ "Is this some kind of a metaphore?"
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#4 kicking boots
Your wife kicks!
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@ "Ow! Alright! I'll do the washing today!"
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#3 of earth
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@ "Well done Dudley, well done."
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#2 speed boots
Your wife nags!
Your wife nags!
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#1
Yendor
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@ "Aw, thanks love. You didn't have to."
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The of
Yendor hits your
wife!
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@ "Uh-oh."
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Rating
Average rating: Excellent Number of ratings: 43
Comments
Mantar |
January 24, 2006 02:03
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
One of the best comics in recent memory. I especially liked #6. |
Matt M P |
January 24, 2006 07:56
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First comment: 13 October, 2004 |
23 comments written |
I agree, I eagerly await the top ten things that are good to get your wife on her b-day from nethack. |
Eemeli |
January 24, 2006 09:07
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
Great Nameless =D |
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January 24, 2006 22:22
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Very nice.
Btw, my "nethack captcha" was Which character represents an ? |
Mikoangelo |
January 24, 2006 22:48
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First comment: 19 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
Now that's humor. |
Simon Richard Clarkstone |
January 28, 2006 00:59
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First comment: 6 February, 2005 |
18 comments written |
That was the most I have ever laughed at a Dudley comic ever, AFAICR. (The one that comes second is: http://nicolaas.net/dudley/archive.php?f=20040318)
Well done Nameless! |
Aeschylus |
January 28, 2006 06:43
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First comment: 2 December, 2005 |
22 comments written |
"Which character represents an , or an ?" lol
Awesome comic. Second only to the redshift one... |
GaryOlson |
February 4, 2006 05:57
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First comment: 5 November, 2005 |
8 comments written |
6 & 7 are just outstanding! Although 2 has a bit of truth to it |
Fathead |
July 19, 2006 21:51
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Nice. But I didn't get #5 |
Gadora |
September 26, 2006 01:26
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First comment: 21 September, 2006 |
88 comments written |
There needs to be a rating higher for excellent for the ones this good. |
Grognor |
April 17, 2007 07:58
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Utter genius. |
Kassil the Erratic |
April 17, 2007 09:22
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First comment: 17 April, 2007 |
28 comments written |
Fathead: It was a perverse remark about Dudley's "manhood". QED.
And I dunno, I think a lot of guys would appreciate Rodney turning up to take out their wives... |
Squeegy |
August 6, 2007 08:46
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First comment: 6 August, 2007 |
17 comments written |
This might be my favorite comic. |
Quint Sakugarne |
January 2, 2008 05:16
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
I'd rate the jokes only "good", but 10-in-1 makes them collectively enough to be "excellent".
I especially liked the "@_@". |
Vins |
April 11, 2008 23:05
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First comment: 4 April, 2008 |
13 comments written |
LOL.Soooooooo funny
:P |
Dani |
June 7, 2008 21:01
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First comment: 7 June, 2008 |
39 comments written |
So damn true. E. |
Nate879 |
October 11, 2008 04:21
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First comment: 11 October, 2008 |
8 comments written |
This is excellent. |
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