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Wednesday, 9 November, 2005

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X "It's not fair. If I can phase through walls, why can't I also phase through the floor?"

                    
                    
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d "Why, of course you can phase through the floor! I thought everyone knew that!"

                    
                    
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d "It's easy. All you have to do is just squash your front and back legs together..."

                    
                    
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d "Then relax all your muscles, and let your cells merge with the floor's materials."

                    
                    
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d "Then just push against the floor. It should cease all resistance."

                    
                    
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d "Now, if you want to stop phasing through the floor, all you have to-"

                    
                    
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    ------------    
   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |  fell into the | 
 |    centre of   | 
 |   the earth    | 
 /\\_/_\/_/\_\//\/|

d "Oh well."

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acheron	November 9, 2005 00:42
First comment: 1 June, 2004	63 comments written
Phasing through the floor! Good question. But I would think the way to stop is to stop relaxing when you fall through the ceiling. :)
Kernigh	November 9, 2005 18:02
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
Dudley must not be carrying tripeIf you start from scratch, cooking tripe is a long-drawn-out affair. Fresh whole tripe calls for a minimum of 12 hours of cooking, some time-honored recipes demanding as much as 24. To prepare fresh tripe, trim if necessary. Wash it thoroughly, soaking overnight, and blanch, for 1/2 hour in salted water. Wash well again, drain and cut for cooking. When cooked, the texture of tripe should be like that of soft gristle. More often, alas, because the heat has not been kept low enough, it has the consistency of wet shoe leather. [ Joy of Cooking, by I Rombauer and M Becker ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. rations.
rpresser	July 9, 2006 00:34
First comment: 9 July, 2006	6 comments written
His symbol should have turned from "X" to "\|" after squashing his front and back legs together ...
Fathead	July 18, 2006 21:12
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Real cute, RPresser....
Grognor	April 16, 2007 09:45
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I laughed.