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Nesman September 8, 2005 01:53
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
50K points for a free "oLS sounds about fair.
Teplotaxl September 8, 2005 02:17
First comment: 8 September, 2005 5 comments written
Hehehe, this is a good one.

Now if only there was a potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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of life saving...I could just wear a ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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slow digestion, and that life-saving goodness would be in my system for quite a while.
Kernigh September 8, 2005 04:02
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Nesman, what is so free about an amulet of"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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life saving that costs 50,000 points (which is cheap)?

Or is it free as in freedom? Wait, your medallion begins to glow! The amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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chose to save that owlbearOwlbears are probably the crossbreed creation of a demented
wizard; given the lethal nature of this creation, it is quite
likely the wizard who created them is no longer alive. As
the name might already suggest, owlbears are a cross between
a giant owl and a bear. They are covered with fur and
feathers.

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instead of you.
L September 8, 2005 13:33
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Another example of YANI turned comic strip.
Nobody Special September 8, 2005 15:43
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Collect 10 of any one type of valuable gem and get an extra life!
Fathead July 18, 2006 19:16
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Yet Another Nonsense Investigation?
Grognor April 16, 2007 08:01
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Ok.

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