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Wednesday, 24 August, 2005 by L
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Kernigh August 24, 2005 01:51
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
News reporting is becoming more unreliable. Check this example:

THE RISING DAILY
Japan Post reform in doubt; election called
Recently, the prime minister dissolved the lower house of Diet (Parliament) and called an election after an adventurer wielding the Holy Bazooka of Deadening burst into the upper house of Diet, thus derailing the Japan Post reform plans. The prime minister's Lawful Party claims that Pakistan provides safe haven for adventurers.

"Only the DevTeam can ammend the source code to the constitution," remarked the prime minister. "This election is a referendum on the Japan Post reform." In addition to the national post office system, Japan Post owns a bank, insurance business, Gaza Strip settlements, oil fields near Kirkuk, and a dungeon.
tweek August 24, 2005 05:47
First comment: 24 August, 2005 3 comments written
someone, please, for the love of AnhurAn Egyptian god of war and a great hunter, few gods can match
his fury. Unlike many gods of war, he is a force for good.
The wrath of Anhur is slow to come, but it is inescapable
once earned. Anhur is a mighty figure with four arms. He
is often seen with a powerful lance that requires both of
his right arms to wield and which is tipped with a fragment
of the sun. He is married to Mehut, a lion-headed goddess.

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, make this a slash'em patch... :)
Jonas August 24, 2005 10:09
First comment: 15 July, 2005 24 comments written
??? This comic is very confusing. What law must (s)he obey???
L August 24, 2005 11:39
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Maybe it's an allusion to the fact that Amaterasu OmikamiThe Shinto sun goddess, Amaterasu Omikami is the central
figure of Shintoism and the ancestral deity of the imperial
house. One of the daughters of the primordial god Izanagi
and said to be his favourite offspring, she was born from
his left eye.
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is a lawful aligned goddessGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
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?

Nah, that can't be it.
Eemeli August 24, 2005 15:06
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
I thought too that it's the alignment...
M August 25, 2005 01:32
First comment: 1 June, 2005 13 comments written
There's nothing confusing. A lawful godGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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acts lawful.
Fathead June 20, 2006 22:35
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Huh?
  April 16, 2007 07:29
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
You'd be less confused if you realized that L is the author and is using SARCASM.
Grognor April 16, 2007 07:30
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
That was me. Stupid firefox, deleting my cookies randomly.

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