Dudley's dungeon
Wednesday, 24 August, 2005 |
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@ "Lousy . Does it halve damage? Does it give magic resistance? NO!"
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@ "To think I once thought 's artifact weapon was actually good!"
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@ "...good thing gave me a REAL artifact: the Holy Bazooka of Deadening!"
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@ "It halves all damage, gives reflection, all resistances, and raises Charisma to 25!"
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@ "It also has instadeath against all these Aleaxes and Angels of ."
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The rockets explode! You kill ! @ "Hahaha, die pathetic guardians!"
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@ "So Ashikaga, care for a drink? And may I have that Bell?" @ "Sure thing, Dudley!"
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@ "At this rate, I sure know which deity I'll be offering the to!"
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Meanwhile,
far, far above...
Amaterasu "That's NOT FAIR!" "You're just jealous 'cause YOU must obey the law."
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Kernigh |
August 24, 2005 01:51
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
News reporting is becoming more unreliable. Check this example:
THE RISING DAILY
Japan Post reform in doubt; election called
Recently, the prime minister dissolved the lower house of Diet (Parliament) and called an election after an adventurer wielding the Holy Bazooka of Deadening burst into the upper house of Diet, thus derailing the Japan Post reform plans. The prime minister's Lawful Party claims that Pakistan provides safe haven for adventurers.
"Only the DevTeam can ammend the source code to the constitution," remarked the prime minister. "This election is a referendum on the Japan Post reform." In addition to the national post office system, Japan Post owns a bank, insurance business, Gaza Strip settlements, oil fields near Kirkuk, and a dungeon. |
tweek |
August 24, 2005 05:47
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First comment: 24 August, 2005 |
3 comments written |
someone, please, for the love of , make this a slash'em patch... :) |
Jonas |
August 24, 2005 10:09
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First comment: 15 July, 2005 |
24 comments written |
??? This comic is very confusing. What law must (s)he obey??? |
L |
August 24, 2005 11:39
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Maybe it's an allusion to the fact that is a lawful aligned ?
Nah, that can't be it. |
Eemeli |
August 24, 2005 15:06
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
I thought too that it's the alignment... |
M |
August 25, 2005 01:32
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First comment: 1 June, 2005 |
13 comments written |
There's nothing confusing. A lawful acts lawful. |
Fathead |
June 20, 2006 22:35
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Huh? |
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April 16, 2007 07:29
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
You'd be less confused if you realized that L is the author and is using SARCASM. |
Grognor |
April 16, 2007 07:30
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
That was me. Stupid firefox, deleting my cookies randomly. |
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