Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 19 August, 2005 |
by L |
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& "I thought I'd be stuck in that flask forever! ...and you get one wish."
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@ "I wish for a blessed..."
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@ "...greased..."
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@ "...erodeproof..."
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@ "...- proof..."
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@ "...100% all-natural materials..."
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@ "...freshly washed and free of the stench of congealed blood..."
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@ "...+3 armor class enchantment..."
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@ "...GRAY SCALE MAIL! Pant, pant..."
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& "Tut, tut! You forgot to say the magic word!!"
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@ "Gaaah! Fine. *sigh*... I wish for a blessed..."
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Some time later...
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@ "...gray scale mail PLEASE."
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x - a size XXXS gray scale mail. & "Enjoy, sucka!"
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@ "Hey, Dogley..." d "What, so I'm your dress-up doll now?"
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d "And another thing: wasn't there a over there?"
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Average rating: Excellent Number of ratings: 26
Comments
shel |
August 19, 2005 00:15
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First comment: 19 August, 2005 |
107 comments written |
It's lucky he didn't get the scale mail still attached to the it was made from |
Nameless |
August 19, 2005 02:56
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
hEH, that was teh funny. |
Jonas |
August 19, 2005 10:02
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First comment: 15 July, 2005 |
24 comments written |
What happened to the ? |
Potman |
August 19, 2005 10:13
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First comment: 17 June, 2005 |
8 comments written |
It was a , I guess. |
L |
August 19, 2005 13:30
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Hah, that's a good one.
@ "Gray scale mail."
In a puff of smoke, a gray appears!
& "Some assembly required." |
R |
August 19, 2005 17:47
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First comment: 19 August, 2005 |
1 comments written |
[belches] |
Kernigh |
August 19, 2005 22:53
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
Dudley, you forgot "waterproof". However, size xxxs is not a problem, because one size fits all adventurers in NetHack.
How is PLEASE being a magic word? A labeled PLEASE? |
Dartong |
August 20, 2005 08:29
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First comment: 20 August, 2005 |
1 comments written |
I think the purpose of the '' comment was to highlight that neither Dudley nor Dogley noticed any of the crazy epic progression of battle going on all around them. I particularly liked the killing the . |
stormy |
August 20, 2005 14:03
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First comment: 9 July, 2005 |
44 comments written |
? it looks like a major to me |
Eemeli |
August 20, 2005 14:10
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
The kills the before it kills major . It must be a one... |
Plague |
August 20, 2005 14:24
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
102 comments written |
A hyperconflict? |
Eemeli |
August 21, 2005 10:52
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
"A hyperconflict?"
Aka. Dudley =) |
Beowulf |
August 21, 2005 22:04
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First comment: 8 January, 2005 |
114 comments written |
Try wishing for something that long and you'll get "Nothing of that description exists in this game" x - a cursed of earth |
Daverd |
August 29, 2005 17:24
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First comment: 18 August, 2004 |
26 comments written |
Bravo. This was a good one. |
Fathead |
June 20, 2006 22:30
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
I half-expected a or something. Once, I wished for, and got, an life-saving, and forgot to wear it!!! |
Grognor |
April 15, 2007 23:02
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Gah! NO! |
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May 30, 2007 09:46
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Hahahahaha, I didn't even realize until now.
Dudley doesn't know that isn't a anymore...
(I think I pick up on new things every time I read this strip. Such depth!) |
Grognor |
May 31, 2007 01:44
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Hey! I didn't notice that.
Thanks, anonymous hero! |
Quint Sakugarne |
January 4, 2008 06:18
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
Holy crap, the first time around, I TOTALLY didn't notice the secondary joke of everything going on around Dudley!
This makes it an automatic Excellent. |
Dani |
December 16, 2008 12:46
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First comment: 7 June, 2008 |
39 comments written |
I laughed a lot at the being chased by Kops, finding a /oMM and then making the Kops run from HER. :D
Hilarious. |
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