Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 4 August, 2005

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Nameless	August 4, 2005 04:01
First comment: 29 December, 2004	281 comments written
ROTFLMAO!!!! Best comic for AGES.
L	August 4, 2005 10:09
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
Ah, it's like in those cartoons, where one guy in a lifeboat looks at the other, and the other guy looks like a hot dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog, while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be trained to perform various tasks. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. with legs, and cannibalistic hilarily ensues, and so forth. The correct lingo, though, is "the jackalIn Asiatic folktale, jackal provides for the lion; he scares up game, which the lion kills and eats, and receives what is left as reward. In stories from northern India he is sometimes termed "minister to the king," i.e. to the lion. From the legend that he does not kill his own food has arisen the legend of his cowardice. Jackal's heart must never be eaten, for instance, in the belief of peoples indigenous to the regions where the jackal abounds. ... In Hausa Negro folktale Jackal plays the role of sagacious judge and is called "O Learned One of the Forest." The Bushmen say that Jackal goes around behaving the way he does "because he is Jackal". [ Funk & Wagnalls Standard Dictionary of Folklore ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. bites", "you wake up" and "Spot eats a jackalIn Asiatic folktale, jackal provides for the lion; he scares up game, which the lion kills and eats, and receives what is left as reward. In stories from northern India he is sometimes termed "minister to the king," i.e. to the lion. From the legend that he does not kill his own food has arisen the legend of his cowardice. Jackal's heart must never be eaten, for instance, in the belief of peoples indigenous to the regions where the jackal abounds. ... In Hausa Negro folktale Jackal plays the role of sagacious judge and is called "O Learned One of the Forest." The Bushmen say that Jackal goes around behaving the way he does "because he is Jackal". [ Funk & Wagnalls Standard Dictionary of Folklore ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. corpse." If you can't get THAT right, you're not playing NetHack enough.
D	August 4, 2005 11:48
First comment: 1 September, 2004	28 comments written
I agree. Nice one.
Kernigh	August 4, 2005 16:35
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
Someone tell L that hack-1.03 used "dead jackalIn Asiatic folktale, jackal provides for the lion; he scares up game, which the lion kills and eats, and receives what is left as reward. In stories from northern India he is sometimes termed "minister to the king," i.e. to the lion. From the legend that he does not kill his own food has arisen the legend of his cowardice. Jackal's heart must never be eaten, for instance, in the belief of peoples indigenous to the regions where the jackal abounds. ... In Hausa Negro folktale Jackal plays the role of sagacious judge and is called "O Learned One of the Forest." The Bushmen say that Jackal goes around behaving the way he does "because he is Jackal". [ Funk & Wagnalls Standard Dictionary of Folklore ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.". I know not when it became "jackalIn Asiatic folktale, jackal provides for the lion; he scares up game, which the lion kills and eats, and receives what is left as reward. In stories from northern India he is sometimes termed "minister to the king," i.e. to the lion. From the legend that he does not kill his own food has arisen the legend of his cowardice. Jackal's heart must never be eaten, for instance, in the belief of peoples indigenous to the regions where the jackal abounds. ... In Hausa Negro folktale Jackal plays the role of sagacious judge and is called "O Learned One of the Forest." The Bushmen say that Jackal goes around behaving the way he does "because he is Jackal". [ Funk & Wagnalls Standard Dictionary of Folklore ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. corpse". Ask the Bard of B7y how Dudley killed Spot without first dieing of starvation.
Zeddi	August 4, 2005 22:24
First comment: 5 June, 2004	80 comments written
Yeah, liked this one :)
The Bard of Blasphemy	September 25, 2005 13:49
First comment: 13 May, 2005	46 comments written
I imagine Spot was struck by a Wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. Whatever. Thanks for the nitpicking details, L. You need to get more sunshine.
	October 24, 2005 18:28
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
That was a good one. Also, L's comment on "cannibalistic hilarity"... hehe, I must remember that one. --sorry if this is a double post.
Fathead	June 20, 2006 21:50
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Fiend!
Patashu@hotmail.com	December 13, 2006 16:17
First comment: 23 June, 2006	18 comments written
Puntastic.
Grognor	April 15, 2007 10:09
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Hit the Spot? ... I hate puns.
Vins	April 8, 2008 11:54
First comment: 4 April, 2008	13 comments written
LOL

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