Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 25 July, 2005 |
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@ "Oh Orrie, will I ascend?"
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@ "Well, let's see..."
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@ "You have the mental stability of someone who has never seen the of day."
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@ "Your dungeon experience and exploration skills are nonexistant."
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@ "You are reviled by every major and minor , deity or guardian spirit."
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@ "And finally, you are mortally terrified of rooms larger than eight squares by four."
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@ "As for your 'pet'... all I can say is 'I pray to Apollo that smell isn't natural.'"
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@ "...But Dudley ascended, so really there's no way you can fail now."
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Kernigh |
July 25, 2005 00:53
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
"Orrie"? Does every name have a short version? Let me try...
long Hello Kernigh, welcome to NetHack! You are a chaotic elven Priestess. ... "Will thou settle for a minor consulation?" y ... The hits! You die... Do you want your posessions identified? ... a nothing (0:6) ... a magic (0:3) ... 6 worthless pieces of red glass
short Kernigh WTN UR Pri--Fem-Cha ... Orrie "Minor?" y ... YASD (forgot ?oT) ... DYWYPI? ... /oNothing ... mHarp ... 6 glass
I prefer the long version. |
janus |
July 25, 2005 10:21
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First comment: 25 July, 2005 |
1 comments written |
The two last panels great. |
L |
July 25, 2005 13:20
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First comment: 10 February, 2005 |
285 comments written |
Hey, what gives? I GAVE Dion the eight-panel version! What's this seven-panel thing doing here?
I demand satisfaction! |
blindcoder |
July 25, 2005 17:57
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First comment: 21 March, 2005 |
27 comments written |
"Orrie" is a nickname for The Internet . |
Dion |
July 25, 2005 21:02
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First comment: 2 February, 2004 |
100 comments written |
My fault. I fixed it... better late than never I suppose. |
Kernigh |
July 25, 2005 22:44
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
And the grammar? "I pray to Apollo that smell isn't natural." Smell isn't natural. Smell isn't natural. Smell isn't natural. Smell isn't natural because it comes from tins, but telepathy is natural because it comes from floating eyes. |
Plague |
July 26, 2005 01:30
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
102 comments written |
ANd THus IN THe MAnner OF KErnigh, THe FOols RAnted ON...
why'd you repeat it 3x? |
ANTHINTHMAOFKETHFORAON |
July 29, 2005 23:23
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First comment: 29 July, 2005 |
1 comments written |
??? |
Fathead |
June 20, 2006 21:40
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
what's ?oT |
Grognor |
April 15, 2007 01:48
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
?oT=
of teleport. |
TK |
August 12, 2007 23:25
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First comment: 11 August, 2007 |
69 comments written |
I laugh! I laugh much and uproariously! |
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