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Monday, 4 July, 2005 by L
                    
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k - a tuxedo
@ "Last time I found a tuxedo, someone suggested adding the Spy class."
                    
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You are now wearing a tuxedo. @ "I wonder what sort of spy I'd be like?"
                    
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Your pair of walking shoes starts ringing.


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Nobody Special July 4, 2005 03:57
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Q: "Please try not to use so many amulets of life saving this time, Dudley."
Violist July 4, 2005 07:21
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Am I totally wrong or is this a Get Smart reference? I haven't seen any James Bond movies - except for occasional action scenes :(
jtpk July 4, 2005 08:29
First comment: 11 May, 2004 29 comments written
If it was Get Smart, he would talk into his elbow while listening to his wrist.
Eemeli July 4, 2005 10:40
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
Haa, Dudley's going to be new Johnny English (Mr. Bean)
Neutral ihope July 4, 2005 16:39
First comment: 8 June, 2005 14 comments written
Rowan Atkinson or whatever his name is.

There's a game I play with an island called Lima Island, and on that island is a shop called Rowan Wrights among other bean-related things...
Kernigh July 4, 2005 18:09
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Dudley might be referring to Cetra's comment (from http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20040922):

<quote>
So, continuing in the James Bond vein....

This'd be an... Agent(?) class. The deity would have to be some monarch-type, maybe. The QuestMany, possibly most, Tours are organized as a Quest. This
is like a large-scale treasure hunt, with clues scattered
all over the continent, a few false leads, Mystical Masters
as game-show hosts, and the Dark Lord and the Terrain to
make the Quest interestingly difficult. [...]
In order to be assured of your future custom, the Management
has a further Rule: Tourists, far from being rewarded for
achieving their Quest Object, must then go on to conquer
the Dark Lord or set about Saving the World, or both. And
why not? By then you will have had a lot of practice in
that sort of thing and, besides, the Quest Object is usually
designed to help you do it.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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would be a 007-ish mission, and theleader-type person would be M, right? Q would run a (free) tool shop , as well as give you some kind of mechanical steed ("Please try not to wreck it this time, Dudley.")...

This could actually work. =)

</quote>

The Spy might have intrinsic stealth at XL1, speed at XL5, and the starting inventory might contain a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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sleep, a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
slow monster, a blessed potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
of invisibility, and in Slash'EM, some kind of firearms. But the Spy is restricted in most weapons classes and all spells except escape spells.
Kernigh July 4, 2005 18:11
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Dudley might be referring to Cetra's comment (from http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20040922):

<quote>
So, continuing in the James Bond vein....

This'd be an... Agent(?) class. The deity would have to be some monarch-type, maybe. The QuestMany, possibly most, Tours are organized as a Quest. This
is like a large-scale treasure hunt, with clues scattered
all over the continent, a few false leads, Mystical Masters
as game-show hosts, and the Dark Lord and the Terrain to
make the Quest interestingly difficult. [...]
In order to be assured of your future custom, the Management
has a further Rule: Tourists, far from being rewarded for
achieving their Quest Object, must then go on to conquer
the Dark Lord or set about Saving the World, or both. And
why not? By then you will have had a lot of practice in
that sort of thing and, besides, the Quest Object is usually
designed to help you do it.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
would be a 007-ish mission, and theleader-type person would be M, right? Q would run a (free) tool shop , as well as give you some kind of mechanical steed ("Please try not to wreck it this time, Dudley.")...

This could actually work. =)

</quote>

The Spy might have intrinsic stealth at XL1, speed at XL5, and the starting inventory might contain a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
sleep, a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
slow monster, a blessed potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
of invisibility, and in Slash'EM, some kind of firearms. But the Spy is restricted in most weapons classes and all spells except escape spells.
Nesman July 4, 2005 20:41
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
I'm pretty sure the shoe phone is a Get Smart ref. I've not seen the show in quite a while, but I remember the shoe phone.
Fathead June 20, 2006 21:01
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Goodness sakes.
G-oth July 7, 2006 22:30
First comment: 25 June, 2006 14 comments written
Yup, Maxwell Smart, agent 86. He'll be having trouble with doors...
Greyfeather September 28, 2006 20:27
First comment: 28 September, 2006 1 comments written
That is most definently a Get Smart referrence. He's had phones built into nearly everything, including his suit, fishing rod, etc, but if someone has a SHOE phone, it's Get Smart.
Erhannis January 26, 2007 07:59
First comment: 26 January, 2007 5 comments written
From what I remember from the cartoon, I think it's an Inspector Gadget reference. I don't remember much, but I think he had a phone in his shoe.
Grognor April 14, 2007 20:24
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Yeah...
Seraphim December 4, 2007 09:35
First comment: 4 December, 2007 4 comments written
Yeah, it's Get Smart. Maxwell Smart had a shoe-phone. Inspector Gadget's hand was his phone, with the antenna coming out of his thumb, and his pinky as the speaker.

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