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Friday, 1 July, 2005 by L
Hello Dudley,       
welcome to NetHack! 
                    
                    
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       |......@|    
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       +...@...|    
       |.....f.|    
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       +SE&@nEn|    
       |&Sn&EfS|    
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       +SE&@nEn|    
       |&Sn&EfS|    
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@ "Uh, not me."


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D July 1, 2005 05:41
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
Thanks for another good laugh L.
jtpk July 1, 2005 05:41
First comment: 11 May, 2004 29 comments written
I have stopped drinking from fountains because of this very problem. I rarely go with lawful characters, or I would probably try the sword-dipping trick lots.
Eemeli July 1, 2005 10:39
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
Finally I know what is the fountainRest! This little Fountain runs
Thus for aye: -- It never stays
For the look of summer suns,
Nor the cold of winter days.
Whose'er shall wander near,
When the Syrian heat is worst,
Let him hither come, nor fear
Lest he may not slake his thirst:
He will find this little river
Running still, as bright as ever.
Let him drink, and onward hie,
Bearing but in thought, that I,
Erotas, bade the Naiad fall,
And thank the great god Pan for all!
        [ For a Fountain, by Bryan Waller Procter ]

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these questions keep asking, {.
Nethacker July 1, 2005 15:05
First comment: 14 December, 2004 3 comments written
I liked this one
New Guy July 1, 2005 17:14
First comment: 24 May, 2005 7 comments written
Very funny. I liked it a lot. I also like the poetry popups associated with specific words...
L July 1, 2005 18:10
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Database Popups!?
...
Emerald'Put off that mask of burning gold
With emerald eyes.'
'O no, my dear, you make so bold
To find if hearts be wild and wise,
And yet not cold.'

'I would but find what's there to find,
Love or deceit.'
'It was the mask engaged your mind,
And after set your heart to beat,
Not what's behind.'

'But lest you are my enemy,
I must enquire.'
'O no, my dear, let all that be;
What matter, so there is but fire
In you, in me?'
        [ The Mask, by W.B. Yeats ]

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! DoorwayThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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! Oilskin CloakDuring our watches below we overhauled our clothes, and made
and mended everything for bad weather. Each of us had made
for himself a suit of oil-cloth or tarpaulin, and these we
got out, and gave thorough coatings of oil or tar, and hung
upon the stays to dry. Our stout boots, too, we covered
over with a thick mixture of melted grease and tar. Thus we
took advantage of the warm sun and fine weather of the
Pacific to prepare for its other face.
        [ Two Years Before the Mast, by Richard Henry Dana ]

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! AxolotlA mundane salamander, harmless.

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!
...
Now that's full on.
Kernigh July 2, 2005 01:46
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
At first there was this huge stream of text after every instance of the word "fountainRest! This little Fountain runs
Thus for aye: -- It never stays
For the look of summer suns,
Nor the cold of winter days.
Whose'er shall wander near,
When the Syrian heat is worst,
Let him hither come, nor fear
Lest he may not slake his thirst:
He will find this little river
Running still, as bright as ever.
Let him drink, and onward hie,
Bearing but in thought, that I,
Erotas, bade the Naiad fall,
And thank the great god Pan for all!
        [ For a Fountain, by Bryan Waller Procter ]

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". Then after some reloading, I got the updated http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/dudley.css and started having nethack online information popups. Many of the popups showed clipped in strange concave shapes. Maybe I should find a better browser... but I usually have nethack open, so I can just use that. (Sorry, Neferet the GreenNeferet the Green holds office in her hidden tower, only
reachable by magical means, where she teaches her apprentices
the enigmatic skills of occultism. Despite her many years, she
continues to investigate new spells, especially those involving
translocation. It is further rumored that when she was an
apprentice herself, she accidentally turned her skin green, and
has kept it that way ever since.

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...)

The popup newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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bites! The popup newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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bites! The popup newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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bites! The popup newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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bites!
sid77 July 2, 2005 12:21
First comment: 15 April, 2004 15 comments written
this popup feature is wonderful, but I have the same problem with firefox 1.0.4: lot of text, which disappears after a reload.
Dion July 2, 2005 16:48
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
That's a reload problem; Firefox initially doesn't have the style sheet that makes the popups invisible. After an explicit reload it should work fine. New user won't have the problem.
I just start wondering what happens in a text browser like lynxTo dream of seeing a lynx, enemies are undermining your
business and disrupting your home affairs. For a woman,
this dream indicates that she has a wary woman rivaling her
in the affections of her lover. If she kills the lynx, she
will overcome her rival.
        [ 10,000 Dreams Interpreted, by Gustavus Hindman Miller ]

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...
Kernigh July 2, 2005 17:41
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
In Safari (Mac OS X 10.4), the popups show in the right place (after reloading the stylesheet), but portions of the popup do not show (usually the right and bottom parts of the text are missing).

In Konqueror (KDE 3.2), the popups show correctly, but in the wrong place. They are positioned relative to the containing box, not to the word I pointed to. For example, in L's comment above, all four popups show in the same location. (This version of Konqueror always had severe trouble with some of the whitespace in the comics.)

But in lynxTo dream of seeing a lynx, enemies are undermining your
business and disrupting your home affairs. For a woman,
this dream indicates that she has a wary woman rivaling her
in the affections of her lover. If she kills the lynx, she
will overcome her rival.
        [ 10,000 Dreams Interpreted, by Gustavus Hindman Miller ]

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, instead of popups, I very long hyperlinks inserted into the text. The hyperlinks point to http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/ when I follow them with the right-arrowI shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong
That it can follow the flight of song?

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
        [ The Arrow and the Song,
         by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow ]

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key. (Gasp! "Enemies are undermining your business!")

Firefox 1.0 does it correctly: complete popups in correct locations (after reloading the stylesheet).
M July 2, 2005 22:59
First comment: 1 June, 2005 13 comments written
I'm on Firefox 1.0.4 and I have no problems. Dion, is it possible to rename the stylesheet to force a 'reload', if it's only linked from a few pages.?

I can't say that I like the hand cursor that much, since it blocks the initial text. Perhaps adding "cursor:text;" under "a.popup, a.popup:visited {...}" would be desireable? It'd blend with how the cursor looks in the surrounding text, and wouldn't block the view (and it's not like the hand communicates anything that a big box appearing does not).
CordBar@aol.com July 2, 2005 23:59
First comment: 6 May, 2004 76 comments written
Hi! Long time no chat. I once summoned a hostile waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks
like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge
fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all
accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in
a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze
through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes
them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when
they are friendly.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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, but slew it with slight difficulty.
Fathead June 20, 2006 21:00
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
No: not I.
Patashu@hotmail.com December 7, 2006 09:11
First comment: 23 June, 2006 18 comments written
Loving it.
Grognor April 14, 2007 20:03
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I remember summoning (and subsequently killing) a waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks
like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge
fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all
accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in
a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze
through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes
them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when
they are friendly.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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at XL 2. I had to use traps to my advantage and the waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks
like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge
fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all
accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in
a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze
through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes
them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when
they are friendly.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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's inability to open doors.

It was quite a hard fight. I wasn't quite the same again. Then I promptly died.
Grognor July 21, 2007 07:15
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
What about the poor waterDay after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink.
        [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor
         Coleridge ]

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trolls? Krakens, eels, and jellyfishI do not care to share the seas
With jellyfishes such as these;
Particularly Portuguese.
        [ Lines on Meeting a Portuguese Man-o'-war while
                Bathing, by Michael Flanders ]

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? Gremlins? sharks?

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