Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 3 June, 2005 |
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@ "What's this YUM YUM cost?" @ "For you, good sir; only 20."
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Your cell phone starts ringing. It plays the Mexican Hat Dance.
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@ "Hello?... I'm in a shop... Yes, I'm not wearing the shirt! Uh, yeah... Bye, mom."
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@ "Excuse me Ballingeary, now where we?" @ "That for 50. Take it or leave it."
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Nesman |
June 3, 2005 00:39
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First comment: 4 January, 2005 |
112 comments written |
I think this is a we're looking at. :) |
Beowulf |
June 3, 2005 00:47
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First comment: 8 January, 2005 |
114 comments written |
One time my Mom actually called my cell phone while I was playing NetHack. I forgot to tell her I was playing but when she asked me where I was I said "Itzack's general store".
"You're where?"
"Oh, I'm playing NetHack. Sorry"
It would have been funnier if I had been in a liquer emporium. She would have freaked out. Hehehe |
ihope |
June 3, 2005 01:42
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First comment: 20 April, 2005 |
67 comments written |
Hehe. |
korodzik@poczta.onet.pl |
June 3, 2005 14:16
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First comment: 20 April, 2005 |
23 comments written |
What shirt??? |
eneekmot@yahoo.com |
June 3, 2005 15:21
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
57 comments written |
Tourists start with a hawaiian shirt. Either the shirt heavilly boosts the cost of items in shops, or they get it as an intristic. |
blindcoder |
June 3, 2005 17:32
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First comment: 21 March, 2005 |
27 comments written |
doesn't have a general store. |
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June 3, 2005 20:32
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
He doesn't? Oh well, it was someone's general store but I din't really remember who owned it. |
Eemeli |
June 3, 2005 20:42
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
Or maybe 's lightning store... |
Netaddict |
June 4, 2005 08:26
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First comment: 14 April, 2004 |
34 comments written |
To continue the anality, it would be "lighting" not "lightning" ;-) |
Eemeli |
June 4, 2005 08:54
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
Thanks for the correction =) It took me few google searches to look that it really is lighting, somehow it sounds weird...
"Anality"? Even my dictionary didn't know that word.
Well, I'm off to summer holiday, so don't care about my grammar. |
Kernigh |
June 4, 2005 22:25
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
288 killed in monster scare
Dateline TURKESTAN - The National was called to metropolitan Turkestan after a large hypothetically terrorized the center of the city. Hospitals are overloaded and the toll currently stands at 135.
The large , which emerged from a dungeon entrance at the R Street subway station, wielded 8 daggers, looted a and 1 garbage cans, and cursed bystanders and their T shirts. The large then allegedly retreated into Turkestan Lake. City officials are hoping that the was not wearing an magical breathing.
The incident did not affect two comic readers, but a awarded the large as Employee of the Month.
Mayor Kernigh polymorphed himself into a for the occasion and zapped a reporter. The fallen speech notes became a of summon monster.
A llama wearing a cursed T shirt complained, "I only used my potions of paralysis in the inadvertent manner!" |
Simon Richard Clarkstone |
June 4, 2005 23:43
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First comment: 6 February, 2005 |
18 comments written |
Er, Kernigh, have you written an automatic generato for these things, or have there not been as many as I recall?
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Plague |
June 5, 2005 01:10
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First comment: 31 January, 2005 |
102 comments written |
Hmm... I believe Kernigh is horribly versed in PERL and copied a bunch of code from the nethack sources and PERLed it. That would be funny, NetHack: The PERL version. |
Kernigh |
June 5, 2005 04:34
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
It is intentionally similar to automatic generation (with inconsistent count, one things, random adverbs, ...). "Turkestan" must have a huge cell . An @ with coverage deep inside the dungeon must have a lot of money.
I also learned that there actually was a Minetown Digger: http://pages.videotron.com/curlypp/digger/ |
Fathead |
June 6, 2006 23:26
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Wow, gee. |
tjf311@hotmail.com |
April 8, 2007 03:33
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First comment: 6 April, 2007 |
4 comments written |
Once i got a of Yum Yum and it turned out to be a of bless weapon... i shortly afterward starved to .
how the heck do you type the symbol for a ? |
Grognor |
April 12, 2007 07:26
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
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awesome the thing |
May 31, 2008 00:49
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First comment: 31 May, 2008 |
3 comments written |
It's lighting emporium, not lighting store. |
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