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@ "A red lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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, then an orangeWhat was the fruit like? Unfortunately, no one can describe
a taste. All I can say is that, compared with those fruits,
the freshest grapefruit you've ever eaten was dull, and the
juiciest orange was dry, and the most melting pear was hard
and woody, and the sweetest wild strawberry was sour. And
there were no seeds or stones, and no wasps. If you had once
eaten that fruit, all the nicest things in this world would
taste like medicines after it. But I can't describe it. You
can't find out what it is like unless you can get to that
country and taste it for yourself.
        [ The Last Battle, by C.S. Lewis ]

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lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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, then a yellow lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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@ "So, if I go over here..."
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You read: "IOU 2500 zorkmids"
@ "Lousy cheapskate dungeon."


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The Bard of Blasphemy June 2, 2005 00:51
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
Hehe. Leprecaun leaves a note - out to lunch, back in half and hour.

I actually thought you wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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taking this joke another way... it was almost a traffic lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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joke for a second.

Zap c - you zap a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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polymorph, the lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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turns from red to green.
@ - yesss.
trioted June 2, 2005 01:40
First comment: 2 June, 2005 1 comments written
it should say have a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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instead
korodzik@poczta.onet.pl June 2, 2005 08:52
First comment: 20 April, 2005 23 comments written
Thanks Bard, without your help I would never get this joke...
Beowulf June 2, 2005 09:42
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
I also thought it would be a traffic lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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joke and the unexpected ending had me falling out of my chair laughing.

I like L's comics very much.
Plague June 2, 2005 14:28
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
The google ads seem to grow more bizarre every day...
nice job L!
New Guy June 2, 2005 17:23
First comment: 24 May, 2005 7 comments written
I was thinking along the lines of The WizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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of Oz....
blindcoder June 2, 2005 21:00
First comment: 21 March, 2005 27 comments written
I still wonder why I have no google-ads...
Nesman June 2, 2005 22:05
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
Blindcoder:
Are you using Firefox with Adblock? On my home computer I've blocked out the iframe that google ads use, so I don't see them, but then I see them at work
. May 16, 2006 23:36
First comment: 7 December, 2005 48 comments written
I suppose we're lucky we don't meet gamma-ray lights.

Fathead June 6, 2006 23:24
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Now I get it.
Grognor April 12, 2007 07:23
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
This is the greatest comic ever.
Quint Sakugarne January 2, 2008 01:56
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Zap c - you zap a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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polymorph, the lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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turns from red to green.

Actually, Bard of Blasphemy, that would cause you to be run over by watchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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-captainThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

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riding a horseKing Richard III: A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Catesby: Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse.
King Richard III: Slave, I have set my life upon a cast,
And I will stand the hazard of the die:
I think there be six Richmonds in the field;
Five have I slain to-day instead of him.
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
        [ King Richard III, by William Shakespeare ]

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Melnor the Mad April 5, 2008 09:50
First comment: 19 February, 2008 23 comments written
You see a Google Ad on the right side of the pageThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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