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ihope May 26, 2005 00:28
First comment: 20 April, 2005 67 comments written
Hehe... heh... tee hee. Uh...
Kernigh May 26, 2005 00:35
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
Now we know to revise it to "mostly harmless"
Beowulf May 26, 2005 02:10
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
Harmless*
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*unless you're so blazing stupid you get yourself killed by these things
eskimo May 26, 2005 07:39
First comment: 25 March, 2004 9 comments written
Lol, good one.
L May 26, 2005 13:06
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
But seriously, what's with the "axolotlA mundane salamander, harmless.

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" entry of the database, anyway? WereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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they planning to make cancelled salamanders become them or something?

By the way, if you haven't already, type "axolotlA mundane salamander, harmless.

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" into the NH help command. Now.
Eemeli May 27, 2005 15:43
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
Has someone ever seen an axolotlA mundane salamander, harmless.

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? I have seen once a woodchuckThe Usenet Oracle requires an answer to this question!

> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood?

"Oh, heck! I'll handle *this* one!" The Oracle spun the terminal
back toward himself, unlocked the ZOT-guard lock, and slid the
glass guard away from the ZOT key. "Ummmm....could you turn around
for a minute? ZOTs are too graphic for the uninitiated. Even *I*
get a little squeamish sometimes..." The neophyte turned around,
and heard the Oracle slam his finger on a computer key, followed
by a loud ZZZZOTTTTT and the smell of ozone.
        [ Excerpted from Internet Oracularity 576.6 ]

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, but axolotlA mundane salamander, harmless.

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...
XnR'rn August 22, 2005 15:36
First comment: 22 August, 2005 1 comments written
How many Dudlies it takes an axolotlA mundane salamander, harmless.

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to advance to elite? :)
Kernigh September 13, 2005 00:59
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Fathead June 6, 2006 23:16
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Gee, with my browser settings, that's redundant!
Donut Lord December 10, 2006 15:50
First comment: 1 December, 2006 26 comments written
I still remember the humiliating day I was actually accidentally KILLED by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Grognor April 12, 2007 07:03
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
How is this a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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comic! It's stated within the comic itself that that creature is clearly an axolotlA mundane salamander, harmless.

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Xero Storm March 4, 2008 02:21
First comment: 24 February, 2008 32 comments written
Mundane? I think not! Ever heard of neoteny?

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